Why does a sandwich always taste better when someone else makes it? Except my car mechanic. I believe I'd prolly turn down an offer of a sandwich from him.
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The most boring thread in history
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Sloanzilla |
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Posts: 6048 (02/22/04 6:22 PM) Registered user |
I'm a huge orange juice drinker.
I also usually buy a jug or two of Gatorade. I probably need some milk too. |
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insane mama |
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Posts: 5220 (02/22/04 6:23 PM) MESS member |
Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I don't.
Young at heart the child Salsa - chunky, mild Forlorn, paper cups Frisky little pups |
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Posts: 0 (02/22/04 6:23 PM) |
this needs more energy
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Rabbit |
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Posts: 9149 (02/22/04 6:23 PM) |
I wish Ben Jelen named his first album Jelen Like A Felon
I'm sure you're all reading this like it's part of the post. It's not. You just read my sigline. Sucker.
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Posts: 1814 (02/22/04 6:26 PM) Registered User |
Every morning when I wake up, I open my blinds to let some sunshine in. The sun seems to be very prominent during the day, but mysteriously disappears come evening. Despite the fact that it makes no difference at all in the lighting of my room, I still close my blinds at night before I go to bed. For awhile, I wondered why I would do such an odd thing. One night, I forgot to close them, and whilst lying down in bed, I noticed a group of girls staring through my window, swooning and all. From that day on, I remembered to close my blinds every night.
Damn stalkers. ~Snowball
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Sloanzilla |
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Posts: 6048 (02/22/04 6:28 PM) Registered user |
I often enjoy starting at maps. Usually when I look at a map, my first "mission" is to find the place I currently am located at. Sometimes for fun, I look at other spots on the map and think about how I'd have to drive in my car to get there.
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Posts: 9149 (02/22/04 6:29 PM) |
1 0ft3n 3nj0y sp34k1ng 1337.
I'm sure you're all reading this like it's part of the post. It's not. You just read my sigline. Sucker.
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KingJoel23 |
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Posts: 4021 (02/22/04 6:32 PM) Registered User |
I highly enjoy reading this thread aloud in monotone. Yipee.
 Joel |
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Posts: 2914 (02/22/04 6:33 PM) Registered user |
One day, I decided to try out an online murder mystery thriller, Jack the Ripper! The description suckered me!
It was one of those cursor games where you point and click on objects which require investigation. It was dark in the game and I was playing during the night. The characters were cweepy, and nobody seemed to be telling the truth. The objects I located were even more cweepy! A madman gave me some good information based on Jack. Well not really! He just told me to watch out for crows. Later that night I went to bed because I had work in the morning, and I dreamt about crows. |
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When you are reading a thread aloud in a monotone voice you might find yourself facing a bit of a quandry when you come to a term like Yippee.
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Posts: 3483 (02/22/04 6:44 PM) I need a life |
I need a haircut. My hair grows entirely too fast. I usually have to get a hair cut about every three weeks.
I think I will walk to the mall tomorrow and get my hair cut. |
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KingJoel23 |
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Posts: 4021 (02/22/04 6:44 PM) Registered User |
I apologize for my yipee.
Is gee whiz any better? Joel |
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TBuccaneer |
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Posts: 2914 (02/22/04 6:44 PM) Registered user |
Who actually reads with their voice?
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ShadowStalker |
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Posts: 3483 (02/22/04 6:46 PM) I need a life |
Speaking of voice readers, I hate those readers who actually have to read aloud to themselves. The ones that kinda whisper the words to themselves as they're reading.
They piss me off. |
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TBuccaneer |
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Posts: 2914 (02/22/04 6:47 PM) Registered user |
I hate people who slurp while eating their soup. Shove the damn liquid down your throat. I don't want any sound effects.
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Posts: 6048 (02/22/04 6:48 PM) Registered user |
this thread has gotten way too exciting.
Please tone it down a notch or two. |
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ShadowStalker |
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Posts: 3483 (02/22/04 6:49 PM) I need a life |
I'm currently eating a slice of mushroom pizza from Sbarro. It's pretty tasty!
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Posts: 9149 (02/22/04 6:50 PM) |
I'm so jealous.
I'm sure you're all reading this like it's part of the post. It's not. You just read my sigline. Sucker.
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TBuccaneer |
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Posts: 2914 (02/22/04 6:51 PM) Registered user |
When I played baseball, I once hit 3 consecutive foul balls.
The 3rd foul ball just missed the 1st base by an inch. The umpire took a measuring stick to make sure that the ball went foul. Then I flied out. I thought I hit it well, but the SOB made a leaping catch. It lowered my batting average from .301 to .300! I was devastated! |
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