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Ed the Proctologist	Question	Lead	[-]
Posts: 72 (04/11/07 9:19 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Actor Verne Troyer is 32 inches tall. Basketball player Michael Jordan is 6 feet and 6 inches tall. The distance from the Earth to the Sun is 93,000,000 miles. If you were to stand them one on top of the other (one Verne, one Michael, one Verne, one Michael) how many Verne's and how many Michael's would be needed to reach the Sun?
Antithesys	Re: Question	#1	[-]
Posts: 25830 (04/11/07 9:22 AM) Gadabout Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Where are you going to find more than one of each man?
Hoodoo Rhythm Devil	Re: Question	#2	[-]
Posts: 9343 (04/11/07 9:23 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cloning. Duh.
MsIzzy	Re: Question	#3	[-]
Posts: 1819 (04/11/07 9:24 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How would you keep stacking them? A ladder wouldn't work. Do they just keep crawling up themselves?
Ed the Proctologist	Re: Question	#4	[-]
Posts: 72 (04/11/07 9:25 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Let's say that for this experiment you have a cloning machine that can supply endless amounts of each, already fully grown to those exact measurements.
AnAlanSmitheeFilm	Re: Question	#5	[-]
Posts: 5204 (04/11/07 9:26 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	148,986,000,000 plus or minus an Air Jordan or two
Penelope McBagpipe	Re: Question	#6	[-]
Posts: 16920 (04/11/07 9:26 AM) Squealer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The balance it would take from them and their clones to keep from collapsing in a midget/NBA player pile is a scientific impossiblity.
I Synad L	Re: Question	#7	[-]
Posts: 1000 (04/11/07 9:26 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So this is what you come up with from sticking your finger up men's butts every day, huh?
ManWhore019	Re: Question	#8	[-]
Posts: 1513 (04/11/07 9:26 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There is no answer as the clones would melt before they reach the sun.
ashley madison	Re: Question	#9	[-]
Posts: 7674 (04/11/07 9:27 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	[obligatory]kill yourself[/ob]
Ed the Proctologist	Re: Question	#10	[-]
Posts: 72 (04/11/07 9:27 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* How would you keep stacking them? A ladder wouldn't work. Do they just keep crawling up themselves? Jesus Christ meatball! Okay. Each Verne and Michael have the ability to lock together at the head and feet, and gravity has no effect on them. Satisfied?
squashthebeef	Re: Question	#11	[-]
Posts: 24377 (04/11/07 9:28 AM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And this cloning machine uses what for raw materiels? You would need a large supply of protien, water, trace minerals and such. The clones would need food and water for the duration of the experiment, those in space would need oxygen and environmental protection not to mention the waste disposal issues. This is going to be a HUGE logistical undertaking.
Antithesys	Re: Question	#12	[-]
Posts: 25830 (04/11/07 9:28 AM) Gadabout Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well if gravity has no effect on them then the Jordan-Troyer tether would simply drift away.
Penelope McBagpipe	Re: Question	#13	[-]
Posts: 16920 (04/11/07 9:28 AM) Squealer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So they're like leggo blocks or tinker toys? Well, that might work.
StatelyWayneManor	Re: Question	#14	[-]
Posts: 13174 (04/11/07 9:29 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was told there would be no math.
superguppie	Re: Question	#15	[-]
Posts: 27930 (04/11/07 9:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It would be far more efficient to stack up some Manute Bols.
Sloanzilla	Re: Question	#16	[-]
Posts: 6048 (04/11/07 9:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What are we going to do with thousands of Verne Troyers once we're done? There had better be a Willow sequel or something for them.
Ed the Proctologist	Re: Question	#17	[-]
Posts: 72 (04/11/07 9:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They supply their own special gravity where they won't drift away. As for raw material for cloning supplies, we get that at a special discount from the People's Republic of China. I almost wish I kept my typing finger in Mr. Weinstein's butt and never asked this.
squashthebeef	Re: Question	#18	[-]
Posts: 24377 (04/11/07 9:30 AM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* What are we going to do with thousands of Verne Troyers once we're done? dibs
MsIzzy	Re: Question	#19	[-]
Posts: 1819 (04/11/07 9:31 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	But they are going to be freaks with this ability to interlock with each other. I mean...will they be able to breed? This is totally going to fuck up evolution.
star jumper	Re: Question	#20	[-]
Posts: 46082 (04/11/07 9:32 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If I had a cloning machine there are plently of other people I would clone that are not Michael or Verne.

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