tonight's survivor was the best. that's what michael gets for viciously slaughtering that pig. michael is one sick guy....i hope his little fall into the fire hurt like hell. hahahaha! burn you sick bastard!!
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Burn baby burn
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Posts: 7 (03/02/01 12:23 AM) |
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Ogakorbutt |
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Posts: 3423 (03/02/01 12:28 AM) Registered user |
That was a truly vicious post.
Mike really fucked up his hands. I have to admit, I'm crying crocodile tears for him. I think survivor was a little too tame for Mike-kill. He needs to go to some hard-core wilderness camp where middle aged, middle-class white men go deep into the woods to "connect" with their spirit animal. I can just picture Mike sitting around a fire chanting "I AM ANIMAL!!!" |
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janedoe101 |
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Posts: 7 (03/02/01 12:32 AM) |
Mike-kill....I love it. I can picture him sitting around some campfire now...eating the burnt flesh of his own hands. Well, until some poor unsuspecting animal happens to walk by and then goes in for the kill. That section of the Outback is haunted by Aborigines slaughtered by Europeans. I guess "the spirits have spoken" to Michael.
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Greenejam |
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Posts: 1 (03/02/01 2:00 AM) |
can't wait until they have the challenge of walking across hot coals, but in honor of Mike they are going to all walk on their hands
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Posts: 903 (03/02/01 2:05 AM) Registered user |
I'm surprised Ogakor didn't come running, following their noses. "What the...! They're cooking more meat! I'm getting some of that."
"We've tried nothin', and we're all out of ideas"
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MikesMyMainMan |
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Posts: 20 (03/02/01 2:41 AM) |
Have you no compassion? The man suffered third degree burns to his hands!
Mike was one of the best survivors on the show - he had the best survival skills, he got along with everyone, and he seemed like one of the most genuine and nice people there. It's quite obvious that he was playing the game with all of his heart, and the fact that he had to leave due to injuries (as opposed to being booted off) seems like tragic irony. According to the news we have, he's doing ok. But, watching the episode tonight, and the agony he was in, really tugged at my heartstrings. I wish he would have gone all the way, but I'm at least happy that he's safe. |
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twill2001 |
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Posts: 92 (03/02/01 3:47 AM) |
And they thought it stunk in that camp when Kimmi was there.
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elnur |
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Posts: 13 (03/02/01 6:11 AM) |
(snort)
Crocodile tears... mwahahahahaha! -El Nur |
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Kels Jerky |
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Posts: 49 (03/02/01 6:29 AM) |
And we all believe that little "accident" was real?
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da cheez wiz |
Count your chickens... | ||
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Posts: 1 (03/02/01 6:33 AM) |
So who's gonna feed 'em all now?
Who has the balls to stalk and kill their next meal? They should try some kangaroo; I hear they make great steaks! |
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CrackerJackFlash |
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Posts: 214 (03/02/01 6:45 AM) |
youve got to be shittin me!! NONE of these losers are likable. Mike destroyed his teams chances of going to merger 6-4 by being a complete dumbass. He totally screwed his teammates. And that lazy ass Nick didn't even bother to grab him before he fell into the freakin fire. WHO THE HELL FALLS INTO A FIRE?? That whole show sucked.
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Tuskkeedoy |
what an idiot | ||
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Posts: 64 (03/02/01 8:24 AM) |
Hell yes, Mike screwed over Kucha. If nobody in Kucha wins the prize they can point over to Mr. BurnHands and say thanks alot you dork.
Ya know, I don't wish being burned on anyone, but the thing I do find hilarious is the fact that Mikeburn always bragged into the camera about how "outdoorsy" he was, and how at home he felt in the woods. OMG, I'm sorry.. but that cracks me up. I don't think Daniel Boone ever fell into his fire because he couldn't get upwind of the smoke. <snort> |
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Tiazzi2 |
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Posts: 6 (03/02/01 8:41 AM) |
You guys need help.. it was a pig compared to a human.. the guy had really bad burns! I didn't like mike either but I would never never wish that on anybody.. a burn is the worst possible injury you can have..
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Wardoktor |
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Posts: 48 (03/02/01 8:47 AM) |
Yeah I'm actually finding it hard to get all cynical and catty about Mike. He really got hurt and I was startin' to like him, because he was just about the only person really having some fun.
Wardoktor Nobbins
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bangabong |
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Posts: 15 (03/02/01 8:53 AM) |
Anybody who's ever suffered a serious injury and the intense pain that goes with it will find it difficult to gloat over Mike's injuries. But gee, isn't it great how a show like Survivor makes us all feel so much empathy for our fellow human beings? Thanks MB! Thanks for telling it like it is: We're all a bunch of wild pigs, just waiting to get slaughtered. Next time that chopper shows up, I want pizza
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Hobie Lapatka |
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Posts: 7 (03/02/01 9:22 AM) |
Quote: Ummmm, Tiazzi2? Tell that to the guy laying in the hospital after losing control of his motorcycle on the highway at 96mph, not wearing a helmet, and only wearing shorts, a T-shirt, and who skidded and did sumersaults for a quarter mile on pavement. Let's not forget sports fans, MB even calls it DRAMALITY TV!!! You CANNOT petition the Lord with PRAYER.
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Tiazzi2 |
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Posts: 6 (03/02/01 11:55 AM) |
Hobie...
I guess I got carried away about the worst injury possible thing.. however it is a terrible injury...if you have ever had third degree burns you will know... People who laugh are sick, that's all I was trying to get across.. sorry if I offended you.. |
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Cretin63 |
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Posts: 162 (03/02/01 12:12 PM) |
Mike had the best survival skills?? LMFAO!! Are you DAFT?? He passed out in the fire. What kind of survival skill is THAT??? I would say he had the WORST survival skills. Believe me that passing out in the fire is NOT a way to survive.
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JanetElizabeth |
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Posts: 57 (03/02/01 12:36 PM) |
First of all...you are sick F*CKIN puppies if you take any pleasure in his injury! You are worse than him if you think it was fun for him having his hands all melted.
As for his survival skills, he had better skills than the others. The only other one who comes close is Rodger. The rest are just a bunch of babies who think roughing it is having to use outdoor plumbing. Mike had hunting skills. He was able to provide more food for his tribe than any of the others. He was physcially strong. He made a stupid mistake, probably brought on by the fatique of the situation. No matter what you say it is a gruelling experience to survive in the wild and if you get tired and are trying to start a fire with wet wood, then you might very well forget and inhale some smoke. Nick probably didn't react quickly enough (cause that would mean getting on his lazy butt!) and for the record..the only ones who went to help Mike as they were waiting for the medics were Elisabeth first and Alicia second. The guys just stood there (as most guys do) and did nothing. If none of the Kucha tribe make it to the final four it's only cause of their own supidity. Mike is not at fault because...NEWSFLASH HERE... even as a team, it's really about every man for himself. If you can't survive Jerricurl (aka BITCHFACE), Colby cheese, Blamber, Tina (Miss Mint Julep) and Keith, then you are a sad human being indeed. As for the pig...get over it folks. If you eat bacon, ham or any other pork product then they have to kill the pig...and don't say "But it's different....it's humane!".....I've been to a pig slaughtering factory and it ain't humane...(I puked btw). The pig dies just the same. So unless you are like Miss Stinky Pants Kimmy and never touch meat of any kind, then JUST GET OVER IT! It's a pig. You need food to survive! Janet Elizabeth "Who is sick and tired of hearing about the freakin pig!!!!" |
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Tuskkeedoy |
still a big idiot | ||
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Posts: 64 (03/02/01 12:45 PM) |
Well Ms. JanetElizabeth (it's about that name btw.. trying to be like Sarah Michelle?)
You can say all you want about each and every one of the other members of the cast. But NOTHING can take the cake like falling into the f***king fire. Hello.. can you say stupid?? Sorry, call Nick lazy, call Alicia steriod queen, and call Jeff a faerie.. nothing is still as big of a faux pas as Mike's professed outdoor skills, then falling into his own campfire. Sorry, it wouldn't be funny if he had just not bragged and boasted so damn much about it. |
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JanetElizabeth |
CAN YOU EVEN SPELL DUMBASS? | ||
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Posts: 57 (03/02/01 12:54 PM) |
First of all, my it's my name and I don't use stupid nicknames to boost my own self esteem. I don't think it makes me special, it's just my name - GET OVER IT!
Second, I think you are wrong but I respect the fact that you have a different pov! Third, I still think it's sick to take pleasure in another persons pain. I mean, as much as I hate Jerri I would still feel bad if she injured herself (like broke her neck, but not a nail). I wouldn't call her stupid, but that's just me! BTW...if you want stupid...what about all those hunters who shoot other hunters or themselves in the foot? They call themselves "outdoorsemen"? Just a question? Janet (my middle name is...) Elizabeth "Wondering where I can find Mike's email." |
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