"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."
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TC66 |
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Bloody scabs!!!!! Get the union workers together to kick their asses!!!
"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." |
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thursdayfix |
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There's an oily foul mouthed italian man in my panties. How do I get rid of him?
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uberJuked |
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What kind of fucked up clinic is this? YOU dare ridicule me?? That fucking slut Peaches gives bloody scabs to my boyfriends between the legs dangly and all you people can do is make jokes.
FUCK YOU ALL IN YOUR SCABBY BLOODY ASS HOLE. Fuck Elvis, Fuck him in the ASS
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jerridoesdallas |
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HEy.
As you can see by my nic, I get around. *wink* Ive noticed that most anything can be killed when soaked in bleach... Especially any sensations you once had. So no matter how much it itches...dont fill the bath tub with clorox! Although... blondes DO have more fun. *wink* "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam. I swear to God one of these days I just kick this piece of shit out the window!" - office space
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TC66 |
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My brother had this great cure for crabs. You soak the affected area with gasoline. This kills most of them. If any remain, chase them down with an ice pick.
"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." |
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imaroo |
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okay, so I have the longest most luxurious pubes this side of the Mississippi, right? But, they tend to get in the way. It's been suggested to me to trim them, but that's just like, you know, too weird for me. So, do you prefer cornrows, barrettes, or pomade to keep the lower regions free and clear?
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riceme |
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Cornrows!!! Pomade just gets messy, and the barrettes hurt.
Las Vegas - a bet worth taking!
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jerridoesdallas |
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hey did you ppl ever read that fucked up email that went around a while back. It was about a woman who brought some live lobsters in to the bath with her?
Im sure it was bullshit but it was so f-ed up. "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam. I swear to God one of these days I just kick this piece of shit out the window!" - office space
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INeedtoPoo |
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Plus, when you undo the rows, you have a beautiful 'fro.
Strippers, whores, blackjack and Chews.
Just your average February in Vegas.
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uberJuked |
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FOCUS: between the legs dangly????
Fuck Elvis, Fuck him in the ASS
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