I assume the peeps that posted "The Official Pirate Master Kewl" thread are summer PR interns at CBS?
There is so much ground to cover discussing this crap show's ability to suck - where do I begin?
Just when I thought CBS/SEG might be getting a clue about how they are destroying the Survivor franchise we get everthing shitty they've been doing to Survivor ... on steriods.
Note to CBS and its shareholders: My household is exactly what you should be worried about - 4 daughters ages, 4-14, upper middle income, all people in home including the four year old are hard core Survivor fans. We live in Boulder Colorado ( aka Eastern California )- a very cutting edge hip town that absolutely spearheads trends, clothing, culture, and teenage consumer choice. I was the only one still watching 10 minutes into the show. And only because I enjoy watching train wrecks.
Ratings 0 (sucked) - 10 (great)
Cast - 0
Set - -5 into metaphysical suckiness, the oldest 1960s rides/displays at Disney World / Epcot are less cheesy
Show Concept - 1
Plot Line - 1
Overall Entertainment - 0
CBS - If this is any indication of where you are taking Survivor - PLEASE check yourselves into rehab.
Let me pitch a show concept to you:
Spy Master
16 SoCal TV star wannabies - think missing LA asshole brothers - and an assortment of other UCLA acting school flunkies glue thick carpets of hair on their chests and run around a 1960s futuristic set trying to uncover who is working for who as well as each other in bed!
I'll send my bill.
Out
7o62x39
There is so much ground to cover discussing this crap show's ability to suck - where do I begin?
Just when I thought CBS/SEG might be getting a clue about how they are destroying the Survivor franchise we get everthing shitty they've been doing to Survivor ... on steriods.
Note to CBS and its shareholders: My household is exactly what you should be worried about - 4 daughters ages, 4-14, upper middle income, all people in home including the four year old are hard core Survivor fans. We live in Boulder Colorado ( aka Eastern California )- a very cutting edge hip town that absolutely spearheads trends, clothing, culture, and teenage consumer choice. I was the only one still watching 10 minutes into the show. And only because I enjoy watching train wrecks.
Ratings 0 (sucked) - 10 (great)
Cast - 0
Set - -5 into metaphysical suckiness, the oldest 1960s rides/displays at Disney World / Epcot are less cheesy
Show Concept - 1
Plot Line - 1
Overall Entertainment - 0
CBS - If this is any indication of where you are taking Survivor - PLEASE check yourselves into rehab.
Let me pitch a show concept to you:
Spy Master
16 SoCal TV star wannabies - think missing LA asshole brothers - and an assortment of other UCLA acting school flunkies glue thick carpets of hair on their chests and run around a 1960s futuristic set trying to uncover who is working for who as well as each other in bed!
I'll send my bill.
Out
7o62x39
