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Oh, well you're a man whore and I hope you get AIDS you stupid bitch.
Dude, you're trying to hard!
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WHY do I keep getting CRABS?!?
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 visman2002 |
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Posts: 4087 (04/04/04 4:46 PM) Registered user |
Dude, you're trying to hard! |
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TC |
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Posts: 6 (04/04/04 4:46 PM) I Need A Clue
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Yeah. The fire thing will work. And when they get hot, they will start to run out, so you have to chase them down with an icepick.
If you think this is a newbie and not one of the everyday fucktards thinking they thought of the funniest ghostnic EVER, you need to get back on the turnip truck. |
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darlingal |
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Posts: 9881 (04/04/04 4:48 PM) Nobody reads me.
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Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misbelief is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.
So your boyfriend is screwing around and if you believe otherwise you are only fooling yourself. |
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NeonSpaceBeagle |
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Posts: 561 (04/04/04 4:48 PM) |
macksey's quote "i hope you get aids you stupid bitch" or something to that effect. :( okay. Why do you have to be mean to me? If i was a girl would it be any different? Well I know why you have to be mean to me, but this is the first time i've ever had someone be so directly mean! it almost feels good and makes me not think about the crabs so much. well thanks for the advice. by 3pm tomorrow i'll be crab free. whoo hoo.
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visman2002 |
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Posts: 4087 (04/04/04 4:48 PM) Registered user |
Doh' you mean he really doesn't think he got crabs from his monogamous boyfriend?
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pretzeldential |
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Posts: 2883 (04/04/04 4:48 PM) Registered user |
It's difficult to say this gently, but I know a little about VDs from a sexuality class I took in college.
In one case, there was a woman, a married woman, who was continuously contracting chlamydia. She took treatment with her husband simultaneously, it would go away, and then it would come back again. She wondered what was going on, and her husband would try to convince her it was normal or that the doctor had said that it would come back periodically. Not true. The real reason she was continuously contracting chlamydia was because her husband was having an ongoing affair with an infected woman and was re-infecting his wife! You sound like a really cool person Neon, but your boyfriend is having outside relationships. If you don't leave him, I would STRONGLY recommend condom-use. I know using condoms can't stop crabs (or herpes or genital warts), but they can stop almost everything else; so be careful and good luck. |
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Hi I am Clayton |
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darlingal |
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Posts: 9881 (04/04/04 4:49 PM) Nobody reads me.
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If fire doesn't work you can always boil yourself in lye.
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mrblonde22(d) |
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Posts: 438 (04/04/04 4:50 PM) |
Quote: Sometimes? I do it all the time, I don't want to get tag alongs on my twig and berries. I guess the whole thing about them having chest hair kinda answered our question about being a guy or girl. Ok, now I'm still young and inexperienced, but I thought that crabs were little and not visible to the naked eye, how do you flick one at somebody? |
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kidsalami(d) |
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Posts: 12 (04/04/04 4:51 PM) |
Quote: Yes, you wouldn't be a homo. |
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TC |
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Posts: 6 (04/04/04 4:53 PM) I Need A Clue
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What's with all the gay bashing in this thread????
His pretend sexuality and his pretend stupidity are two totally separate issues. The other thing that works really well is a wire brush and a Clorox bath. |
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visman2002 |
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Posts: 4087 (04/04/04 4:53 PM) Registered user |
OMG Clayton, please run outta here. This is way too crass for my favorite simian.
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roofonfire |
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Posts: 2593 (04/04/04 4:53 PM) Registered User |
From the "I don't think I really want to know this category".
How do crabs get passed in homosexual sexual activity? In hetero intercourse, in makes perfect sense, but I don't see how it happens with two guys. Cringingly Yours, roofonfire |
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TC |
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Posts: 6 (04/04/04 4:55 PM) I Need A Clue
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F'real roofie? I knew a girl who got them in her eyelashes from going down on a guy who had them.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 9881 (04/04/04 4:56 PM) Nobody reads me.
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Quote: I agree. roofie, all it would take is some genital on geintal rubbing and you have a whole new set of friends. |
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kidsalami(d) |
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Posts: 12 (04/04/04 4:57 PM) |
Before you set yourself on fire, set the other homo on fire first.
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TC |
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Posts: 6 (04/04/04 4:57 PM) I Need A Clue
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Creepy icon pic, Al.
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mrblonde22(d) |
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Posts: 438 (04/04/04 4:57 PM) |
Hell even I think I know this, do you not have hair on your butt? All it takes is hair, and unless your getting a brazilian wax, you got some down there.
I really hope beagle is a ghost nic, if not I feel sorry for him. He seems like one of the nicest people on the board, hugs homeless people and so naively trusts everyone, I don't think I've ever felt so bad reading peoples flames. |
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 28637 (04/04/04 4:58 PM) put Angel in the corner
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Quote: You are a fool who is sleeping with a dirtbag. Despite the assholish AIDS comments, this guy could be bringing home something you won't get rid of. Seriously, dump the bastard. |
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darlingal |
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Posts: 9881 (04/04/04 4:59 PM) Nobody reads me.
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Creepier than the hand twitching?
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