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TC66 |
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How do you get 5 dead frenchmen in a shoebox?
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Uncle Edna |
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Three doctors are at lunch when the one doctor brings up the easiest surgery he's ever done.
Doctor 1: 'Ya know, I just did an operation on an accountant and, man, was it easy. I opened him up and everthing was in numerical order, completely in balance!' Doctor 2: chimes in 'Oh, I can top that. Electricans are the best to operate on, everything is color coordinated.' Doctor 3: laughs and says 'I have both of you beat. The easiest operation is on a Frenchman. There are no guts, no spine, no balls and if you ever get confused...the head and ass are interchangable.' Uncle Edna |
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barttanderson(d) |
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Q: Why do the French Smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too! |
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Uncle Edna |
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Uncle Edna |
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In honor of Johnny Drive Thru.
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frisbeehead |
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B.art for L'egion du honore.
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AKA DreadPirateRoberts |
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Gotta hand it to the Frenchies. They managed to locate a Weapon of Mass Destruction (below) when no one else could:
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barttanderson(d) |
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isn't this a WMD
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hootchiecootchie |
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I know this is confusing but just because Celine sings in French doesn't mean it's because she is from France....
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gums2 |
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This place is usually funny and I like irreverent humor...
BUT WTF? This is a national disaster in France! OK - the government is stupid for not realizing sooner that they needed to mobilize to assist the elderly that were dying in baked apartments, but this is really sad. If 15,000 Texans had died in a US heatwave, some of you would think that hilarious too I guess. There's politically incorrect, there's tasteless and it's all OK really, but this is just plain tragic. |
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TC66 |
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What do you call a dead-from-the-heat texan who hangs on your wall??
Art |
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uberClay |
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Mmmm....baked Frog Legs!
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gums2 |
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Thank you TC!
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TC66 |
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Lighten up Francis.
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Sloanzilla |
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It was 105 here today- I went jogging
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cyclehausen |
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Quote: Is this a gay thread? |
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gums2 |
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Well it's not very happy!
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survivorjb2003 |
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I guess they haven't heard that drinking a gallon of water a day can help regulate body temperature.
Maybe the French don't have sweat glands? Oh wait...I am French-Canadian....woops. In all seriousness, the US should be frying Quebec with Project SUN. All they are are tourists....annoying, annoying tourists. (wow, B.art and I agree on something) |
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Peek Performance |
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Have Mireille and Robert succumbed yet?
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Foucaultian dilemma |
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French Official Resigns After Heat Deaths
44 minutes ago PARIS - A senior French health official resigned Monday after the health minister acknowledged that as many as 5,000 people might have died in a blistering heat wave. Lucien Abenhaim, director general of health, said he was leaving his post because of the criticism leveled at the government over its handling of the heat wave earlier this month. He sent his resignation letter to embattled Health Minister Jean-Francois Mattei. Mattei, who also is facing calls for his resignation, said earlier that it is "plausible" that up to 5,000 people could have died but the final death toll would not be known for several weeks. His ministry has estimated that 1,600 to 3,000 people mostly elderly died from heat-related causes starting Aug. 7. Many of the deaths resulted from heat stroke or dehydration, doctors said. Last week, Patrick Pelloux, the head of France's emergency physicians' association and a leading critic of the government's response, said as many as 5,000 people could have died from heat stroke, dehydration and other effects of the withering heat. Mattei, asked about the assertion on RTL radio, said: "It's a hypothesis it's plausible but it's only a hypothesis." Doctors' groups and the Socialist opposition have taken aim at Prime Minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin's government, saying it did not react quickly enough to the prospect of heat-related deaths. But lawmakers from the ruling UMP coalition have blamed a law enacted by Socialists when they were in power that limits France's working week to 35 hours. They say the law left medical centers and hospitals short-staffed at the height of the crisis. The government has said many of the deaths were among elderly people left at home by family members who left on holiday. Much of France shuts down in August. Earlier this month, parts of France suffered in temperatures of 104 degrees and higher, but temperatures have since cooled to more normal levels. |
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