Poor Melinda. Can't gawk at traffic accidents when she passes by (rubbernecking), can't get it on with her boyfriend in the back seat of a car (necking), can't dare to do something (stick her neck out), can't be at a pace with someone else in the competition (neck and neck), but can be head and shoulders above the other contestants (doesn't require a neck).
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Where is Melinda's Neck?
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 Boomer4Play |
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Posts: 775 (03/22/07 4:51 AM) Registered user |
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Syoma |
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Posts: 3316 (03/22/07 5:55 AM) Registered User |
Tyra will be hating her photoshoots. Gotta haver some neck.
She was on Survivor, there is no place to hang the Individual Immunity. |
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hossc |
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Posts: 23220 (03/22/07 6:02 AM) Registered User |
Her white grampa:
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Syoma |
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Posts: 3316 (03/23/07 6:30 PM) Registered User |
Anyone who wants to give her a NECKlace as a present.
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SnarkinUSA |
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Posts: 1411 (03/23/07 6:40 PM) Registered User |
 @ Melinda's White Grampa Ed |
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raa66 |
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Posts: 17821 (03/23/07 8:50 PM) Registered user |
In the fine sucks tradition of diagnosing Idols with diseases they probably don't have but might, I give you Klippel-Feil Syndrome:
Quote: Put that right up there with Clay's myasthenia gravis-induced wonky eye and Taylor's Asperger's disorder. |
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NewCaprica |
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Posts: 19 (03/23/07 9:40 PM) Registered user |
That man has NO FUCKING NECK! |
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ImCrushingYourHead |
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Posts: 5344 (03/23/07 9:55 PM) Registered user |
I have to concur with your diagnosis, raa66. Even if you don't.
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Simon Barrsinister |
Ain't got no neck | ||
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Posts: 758 (03/24/07 12:21 PM) Registered user |
 She should choose to sing Ain't Got No from Hair (just like Nell Carter did in the film) She could just change the lyrics to Ain't Got No Neck.... 
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IdSwitchForJanelle |
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Posts: 399 (03/24/07 3:00 PM) Registered User |
I suspect it might be on Exile Island- unless Yau-Man found it and isn't telling anyone.
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hossc |
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Posts: 23220 (03/24/07 3:03 PM) Registered User |
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ngaplz |
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Posts: 312 (03/24/07 3:23 PM) Registered User |
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Boomer4Play |
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Posts: 775 (03/24/07 8:08 PM) Registered user |
Well hossc, the gold frog that's in about half of your posts ain't got no neck, either.
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SamHarrisFan |
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Posts: 250 (03/24/07 9:11 PM) Registered User |
This thread is an obvious rip off of this one:
p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivo...0925.topic You people have no pride, I tell ya. |
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 it is a mystery |
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Posts: 60 (08/10/08 3:20 PM) |
Where is Melinda's Neck? A question that has still gone unanswered. |
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 3147 (08/10/08 7:41 PM) |
I heard that she's been surfing in the shores of Gabon for the past few months.
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YemaGrl1988 |
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Posts: 1431 (08/10/08 8:09 PM) Registered user |
STOP HATING THE NO NECKERS...
*hides* I just have big shoulders that's all. |
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Ozzmanda Fan234 |
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Posts: 526 (08/11/08 2:11 PM) |
Mister Plum wrote: |
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