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Posts: 11963 (01/07/06 12:08 AM) Registered User |
Idiotic strategy, several potential (and one actual) game-ending decisions, an air of self-righteousness, and a fucking blue mohawk of desperation.
There can never be enough Twatwaffle hate threads, and it's been a good while since we've had one. Let's remember the original Survivor shithead. |
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Posts: 2713 (01/07/06 12:13 AM) Registered User |
jesus FUCKING christ i hate twatwaffle. i wasn't that much of a fan from africa because of the desperate paranoia, the obnoxious sense of entitlement, and the creepy eyes of death.
but his performance in ASS cements him as one of the WORST PLAYERS EVER and his post game bitterness just proves he's a shitty person. there's a difference between letting sour grapes affect your vote. i'm ok with that, it's human. but to cut the throats of three friends (colby, ethan, jerri) and then BITCH, MOAN, AND OBSESS over the same thing happening to you is downright pathetic. lex, you're a waste of a human being, and i can die happy if no one ever sings your praises again. |
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Posts: 583 (01/07/06 12:21 AM) Registered User |
On the ASS DVD, I believe it's Reupert who calls him out on his bullshit. I'm not a huge Rupert fanatic by any means, but my family all applauded him for calling out Twatwaffle.
I am glad that Rob put a stomping on his ass. ASS is actually one of my favorite seasons for that alone. Twatwaffle getting pwned. |
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Posts: 2630 (01/07/06 12:24 AM) Registered user
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Would you mind sharing any of Rupert's comments?
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Posts: 2713 (01/07/06 12:24 AM) Registered User |
i do enjoy the two contradictory commentaries where each side rips into the other. but the twat side is so excessively bitter and has so much more air time that it ruins it.
rupert stompin on twat did make his presence worthwhile. |
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Posts: 3585 (01/07/06 12:34 AM) Registered user |
I've said he's a twatwaffle (without using that term) since Africa, and nobody bought it back then. I hated him ever since he and Tom were bitching about Clarence stealing their food like self-righteous bastards. Then he made matters worse by dicking Kelly over his stupid "gut" and getting mad over one vote.
Total tool, that man. |
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Posts: 16687 (01/07/06 12:46 AM) Registered user |
Quote: When Rob is telling Twatwaffle that he can't help him, in that scene where despite the fact he should have been fearing for his game life but couldn't stop shoveling food into his fucking face, Rupert walks over at one point. Twatwaffle points him out and asks why Rob would keep Rupert around and Rob replied that he had made a promise to Rupert that he intended to honor and that he hadn't promised Twatwaffle anything at all. Funny how Twatwaffle forgets about that moment. The ASS commentary from Twat/Kathy/Shii/Alicia is almost painfully sickening. Shii seemed to have the best grip on things though not by much. 4 hours of Twat bitching with the other 3 agreeing with him. Another hatred point - This gets lost in the hate but early on in ASS, Twatwaffle makes comments about how he can't wait to get the next clue to be less dependant on Hatch, and after Hatch gets voted out suddenly Twatwaffle, ever the camera whore, lets us know he is an "accomplished fisherman", so he's been holding back his amazing skills this whole time. What a fuckhead. Then he makes his first "power move" by removing the one person almost guaranteed to help in challenges in Colby, and the second most likely in Ethan. That portion of ASS really blew it for me, before the Twatwaffle incident even, this wormy fuck acting like he was doing things when in fact all he was doing was making sure his tribe was weak and outnumbered at the merge. Add in all the eye rolling and it's beyond funny, it's infuriating. Hypocracy you have a face and that face is Twatwaffle. -SJ |
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Posts: 2475 (01/07/06 12:46 AM) Registered User |
I give him credit because at least he's entertaining. I cannot say the same for waste of life Romber, Katie, and many many others.
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Posts: 6581 (01/07/06 12:48 AM) kthxsubnic |
He's about as entertaining as Bert Backerand doing stand up for 3 hours.
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Posts: 583 (01/07/06 12:57 AM) Registered User |
Quote: Sorry, It was on the DVD commentary, but, is was about the time that the whole incident came up with Lex and Rob fighting where Rupert comes in and says, "Didn't he do the same thing to Colby and Ethan? How can he say something like that to You?", or something to that effect. Then Jennal and Romber completely agree. Rupert doesn't commentate much on the DVD's but he does make valid points when he does. I was shocked. |
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Dire2 |
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Posts: 3585 (01/07/06 2:36 AM) Registered user |
That's because the people at Sucks have been constantly overhyping Rupert's supposed suckitude for whatever reason - possibly their latent jealousy for his superSurvivor status in the media.
There's not really a reason to hate the man in the fashion that he's hated. You all are mostly hating this superego that EPMB and the CBS media have been pumping up to astronomical heights for the past two-plus years. Blame them. |
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Posts: 2713 (01/07/06 3:22 AM) Registered User |
there was definitely no EPMB propaganda machine at work when rupert entered PI with a sense of entitlement to win, wanting to kill fairplay for daring to shoot votes his way. the man was an ass, and for all of his baby talk and incessant bitching about being picked on, he was condescending and patronizing to anyone who dared to pick up the fishing spear. rob and tom proved that anyone could catch fish with a hawaiian sling.
i agree that mark has made rupert into a monster. but he definitely had more than enough to work with when he cast that piece of shit. |
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Posts: 1049 (01/07/06 8:56 AM) Registered User |
Quote: well, 99% didnt. i really wasnt surprised to see his hypocriticy again in ass. ironically we should be glad for amber for her one move otherwise without it, chapera would have gone down as the best tribe in the franchise to ever be pagonged. Even if they won all seven immunity, Robc and Tom would switch over!! Then theres a chance Lex would take Tom and turn out in hindsight a worse outcome than Jenna's victory. |
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Posts: 3818 (01/07/06 9:10 AM) Registered user |
I like Lex only for the reason that he hates the fake, smarmy Boston Rob.
But the guy was a tool for keeping Amber around. What a dumbass. 
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Posts: 2546 (01/07/06 12:44 PM) Registered user |
TWATWAFFLE HATE IS GOOD. VERY GOOD.
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Posts: 7201 (01/07/06 12:51 PM) Registered User |
I was gonna post all the Twatwaffle motivation posters that IMC did during ASS, but the thread is no longer there. (It was moved to Purgatory but it appears to have been wiped out in the hacker attack.
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Posts: 46555 (01/07/06 1:19 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Quote: That's the thing I hate about this game. Way too many people think about the end game. They are too stupid to realize that the first 21 days are the key. |
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Posts: 25926 (01/07/06 1:26 PM) Registered user |
Care to pontificate on that, star jumper? In what ways are the first 21 days key, when people booted in that time are NOT on the jury?
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Posts: 10858 (01/07/06 1:30 PM) Registered User |
thats nice, a little anarchy symbol in HARD.
anarchys the stupidest fucking thing ive ever heard... let's show those fuckers what anarchy really is and drop their asses off in iraq. |
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Posts: 2276 (01/07/06 1:37 PM) Registered User |
Rupert pot meet kettle.
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suetonious |
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Posts: 760 (01/07/06 1:37 PM) |
There's always the Fistful of Twatwaffles thread over at Monster Island, currently on pg. 4.
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