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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Survivor isn't on again until Setpember. Let's make up fake episodes including what WE would edit the show as.
Pwnd. |
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GodIsAnAtheist |
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Go back to OTard, traitor!
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Osten Carty |
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Jeff: Today you're playing for a little love from home
Gay, come on out! Colby: Mommy! *the two embrace in a 20 minute make out session* Lex: Alright! My fat wife is here! Terry: Alright! My leather-skinned wife is here! Aras: Hey Mr. Vejas Lydia: My Brother who I haven't seen in 30 years! Rupert: ROAAAAR! *Rupert kisses his wife for another 20 minutes* Adam: yay my dad is here he is my friend. sometimes we color books in together. Julie: Jeff! When did you get here? Jeff: Last and definitely least, Jenna, I'm sorry to say your daughters did not come. *Jenna cries* Jeff: So we're playing for love. 3 people get to go with their family to an island get away, 2 people go to exile island, and Julie wins no matter what, right SUPAMNEO? *challenge* *Terry - THE DOMINATOR - Deitz wins* Terry: mmmkay Rupert and Lex get reward with me yay! Aras: ZOMG Why dont I get it? Terry: Because you don't understand what it means to be married. You're 24 and I'm more mature with more life experience. blah blah blah *Colby cries* Adam: daddy is wearing a red shirt. I use those to wipe my booty :) Julie: Let's get out of here Jeff Lydia: I haven't seen my brother in 30 years :'( Jeff: Terry, choose 2 for exile island Terry: Aras, he's a bad dude and I wanna strap it on and battle it out man to man. Jeff: Who else? Terry: Jenna lewis no one likes her lolz THE END |
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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*applauds and buys weed for Osten*
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Alffmix |
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I'm disappointed. I thought it was gonna be fanfics with SS posters in it. Sigh.
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shadowdiana |
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You could certainly write it that way if you wished, Alf. Who knows what would happen? LOL
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Alffmix |
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shadowdiana : Hi ppl ! I need my clit licked !
Alffmix : Be right there, missy ! NC : *burp* SUPAMNEO : *stalks* |
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Osten Carty |
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How are you gonna racially divide sucks?
I think if someone writes a sucks fanfic, they need to recruit from other message boards. |
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shadowdiana |
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Awww, gee Alf.... thanks for thinking of me !!!
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Charro355 |
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pencake : Hi ppl ! I need my weiner sucked! superjude : Be right there, missy ! nightcrapper : i am gettin de-vorced i need intense butt sex to ease my pain tennis ace : i will do it then i will take my finger which is full of pooh & wipe it across your upper lip bend ova' nightcrapper nightcrapper: oh yeah thats it mmmmmmmmmmmmm grrrrr oohhhhh agggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaahhhhhhhh |
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Syoma |
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Next episode should be make by the next poster:
Survivor Panama Again Snorestars!!! Starring: Perra tribe: Scout Cloud Lee,Becky Lee,Zoe Zandekis,Lilliana Gomez, Nick Brown,Nick Stanbury ,Butch Lockey and Da Buro Tribe-Darrah Johnson,Leanne Slabby,Sundra Oakley,Jenn Lyon,Jed Hilderbrand,John Kenney,Jeff Wilson,Chad Crittenden. ------- 16 of the most interesting contestants ever are about to be abandoned in the most exotic location ever...........Panama... Day one: Perra Tribe: Becky: ................. Butch: My luxury is a tarpoline with the message "believe in your selves" Becky: really? Zoe(speak fishing)............(Caught a lobster)...... Lilliana: (yawns) Nick Brown (walking) Nickstanburry: .......................... Scout: Wow I love how dynamic is this tribe and a tribe, viewed historically or developmentally, consists of a social group existing before the development of, or outside of, states, though some modern theorists hold that contemporary tribes can only be understood in terms of their relationship to states. The term is often loosely used to refer to any non-Western or indigenous society. Many anthropologists use the term to refer to societies organized largely on the basis of kinship, especially corporate descent groups (see clan and lineage). In common modern understanding the word tribe means a social division within a traditional society consisting of a group of interlinked families or communities sharing a common culture and dialect. In the contemporary western mind the modern tribe is typically associated with a seat of traditional authority (tribal leader) with whom the representatives of external powers interact.Considerable debate takes place over how best to characterize tribes. Some of this debate stems from perceived differences between pre-state tribes and contemporary tribes; some of this debate reflects more general controversy over cultural evolution and colonialism. In the popular imagination, tribes reflect a way of life that predates, and is more "natural", than that in modern states. Tribes also privilege primordial social ties, are clearly bounded, homogeneous, parochial, and stable. Thus, many believed that tribes organize links between families (including clans and lineages), and provide them with a social and ideological basis for solidarity that is in some way more limited than that of an "ethnic group" or of a "nation". Anthropological and ethnohistorical research has challenged all of these notions. In his 1972 study, The Notion of the Tribe, Morton Fried provided numerous examples of tribes, the members of which spoke different languages and practised different rituals, or that shared languages and rituals with members of other tribes. Similarly, he provided examples of tribes where people followed different political leaders, or followed the same leaders as members of other tribes. He concluded that tribes in general are characterized by fluid boundaries and heterogeneity, are not parochial, and are dynamic. Buro tribe: Darrah: I'll gather farhrwood. Leanne (Blinks) Jed and John: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Jeff: A coconut fell on my feet. Darrah: I'll gather fahrwood. Chad (got drunk because of kava) |
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SUPAMNEO |
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OMG I LUV references to me!! That stalker award is so my mine!!!
Ok now, lets see A Jeff and Julie Love story: WHat really happend in Vanuatu Jeff: "hey hot 23 year old chick" Julie: "Hey sugar daddy" Jeff: "come suck my c ock and I will make sure they vote out John K" Julie: "deal" and then it got bigger, Jeff wanted more, he did not just want BJs!! ANd that is how Julie made it so far!! The end!!! AND REMEMBER PEOPLE, A FANFIC IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT A JEFF AND JULIE MENTION!!! |
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Unregistered(d) |
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if this turns into porn i'm going to lock it.
actually, i may lock it anyway, but definitely if it turns into 16-year old masturbatory fantasy camp. |
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QualityBobby |
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If this turns into porn?
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Unregistered(d) |
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hush bobby. I'm trying to crush the spirit of this forum.
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bassoon291 |
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QualityBobby |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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And then Debb comes out from the woods and shoots everyone with her anal beads from her pussy.
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growsonwalls |
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NC: "My prize isn't even a million dollars. My prize is I fell in love. Love at first sight. His name is Pencake."
Rest of the tribe bursts out laughing. Jeff: "I'll go tally the votes. First vote, Ricky. Second vote, SuperJude. Third vote, Ricky. The second person voted out of Survivor: Sucks is Ricky." |
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beatles20147 |
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JEFF PROBST: Come on in, guys! Today's challenge is simple. I'm gonna take off my pants, and you all have ten minutes to do whatever the hell you want to me. Whoever gets it the highest wins reward.
SUE: Again? We just did this challenge yesterday! And the day before. And the day before JEFF (interrupting): Sue, you're sitting out! SUE: But we're not in tribes anymore JEFF (interrupting): You're sitting out! ETHAN: Do we really need to do this again? Colby's won it every time! (Julie stands in the line-up, sobbing.) JEFF: Okay, fine. Let's just do the coconut chop challenge. I'll ask you a question about your tribemates, and you tell me what you think the majority answered. Okay, first question: who smells the worst? Reveal. Hmm, this is interesting. Everybody answered Big Tom except you, Heidi. You picked Christy. HEIDI: I thought you asked who hears the worst. JEFF: Ooh, that reminds me. Better throw out this "Who's got a leg up on everybody?" question. (Chad stands in the line-up, sobbing.) JEFF: Next question: Who is the most likely to die from an overdose of meth? And people, let's show a little respect here and not write down Christa. She's already died once; let's not kill her memory too. Okay, reveal. Nobody got it. I'm surprised to say this, but the majority voted Yul. YUL: Jeff, I can field this one. A recent statistical study published in the November 10, 2003 issue of Newsweek shows that 61.8% of Americans feel that drug use is prevalent in 30something Asian-American management consultants from California. In theory, the results of said poll have an influence on its readers. That's why elephants are unable to climb skyscrapers. JEFF: What the fuck are you NELEH (interrupting): Oh my heck, why do you have to work blue, Jeff? (Neleh stands in the line-up, sobbing.) JEFF: Let's go to the next question. If this game were Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, who would be the fat kid who would die after falling into a chocolate river? And again, peoplelet's not make light of the tragedy with Judd. That was a dark day. A Hershey's dark chocolate day. Okay, reveal. The majority picked Patricia. Lex and Shii Ann are both right. Next question LEX: Wait, aren't we supposed to take somebody out if we get the question right? JEFF: I said next question! Who would you most like to stomp on their head until your foot's covered in brains? Tough question to answer in front of everyone MATT: Jeff, I'm an absolute lunatic, but even I think this question is going a little too far. JEFF: You shut your mouth or I swear I will stab you to death with a service vessel! Reveal your answers, guys. Wow, this is quite a shocker. Everybody picked me even Colby and Julie. Do all of you really feel that way? (All of the players nod.) JEFF: Wow. I don't know what to say to that. I I (Jeff begins sobbing. Lill starts sobbing too, but really, she doesn't need a reason. To cheer him and the other players up, Scout starts singing "Kumbaya." Everyone joins in, and then Chicken George from Big Brother comes in and accidentally shoots them all.) THE END |
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SUPAMNEO |
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YAy I like these ones!!
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