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ScruffyGuy wrote:

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I didn't know boob-length hair was a Christian thing.

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Oh, yeah. Well, it's a radical, fundamentalist thing.

Somewhere in the Bible it says that women aren't supposed to cut their hair or shave their legs or pits or wear makeup. Essentially, the passage goes something like this:

"And she shall resemble of the apes of the forest, and in appearance remain demure, and no man shall take of her when the devil blood doth run between her thighs, except of the high priests who may drinketh of the clotted slurry, and her odors shall be savored unto the fathers and their father's fathers, and no child shall be left behind, and no mark upon thy flesh shall be made, unless it's something really wicked cool, and her flesh shall be covered at all times unless desired by a man, and he rapeth her, and she conceive unto him a son, and he shall bathe the child in the river, being careful not to drown him, but rinsing away instead the fetid after-birth and frying up the placenta for a wholesome evening meal."

It's in there. Go check it out.