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Sorry for the delay.
I spent the last four days puffing fags and drinking coffee whilst listening to L.A. WOman.
I feel connected to something.
Oh, and when I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer.

Beepa concha too chomp
Ko ko ko kah don-ta
Ate japoona may-jah
Bop a lula he-cho
Bop a mee-cho.


For dmb154678

Page of Cups: The essence of water behaving as earth, such as a wellspring: An unexpected new relationship that is playful and spontaneous. A romantic soul who embraces compassion and imagination with childlike joy. Gentle reflections on love, spirituality, and the importance of personal relationships in business and material affairs. May herald the birth of a child.

(I would not be expecting you to have a child soon. I read this as the birth of a new idea, a new birth of a sour relationship. Have you ever had Chinese hot and sour soup? It's real good. Especially with tofu. Sour isn't always bad and neither is tofu.)

StarringAmy said

I am a lost soul. I cant seem to find the broken compass to help me find my way.

(A broken compass is not what you need. Stop looking for one. You need air to breathe, food to eat, and money.)

For viciousfaghag

Transformation: Eliminating something old to make room for something new. A major change or metamorphosis is at hand. Renewal. Preparing for the future. Letting-go is advised, even if difficult. Acceptance of what is inevitable. Cutting your losses. Stripping away the excess or superfluous.

(Just what it says - LET GO EVEN IF IT'S DIFFICULT. Can you repeat it with me? LET GO EVEN IF IT'S DIFFICULT. I meant reapeat it outloud. Say it outloud - "LET GO EVEN IF IT'S DIFFICULT.)

For CadyH.realitysucks

The Judgment, when reversed: Delay. Procrastination. Mediocrity. Indecision.

(It just isn't going to be a good week for you. Sorry.)

Cydonia Leo said

If you're for real, please... DO ME!

(I'm not sure if I'm "real" or "pretend." Someday I'll enter the asylum and find out. I will still do you.)

For Cydonia Leo

Five of Coins (Worry): Hard times brought on by addiction, wasteful spending, ill health, or an outside event. Rejection, loneliness, and the need for comfort. May suggest unemployment, a catastrophe in personal finance, or a turn for the worse in business.

(Be sure and take your meds. Look for comfort but not in addictive activities. Stop obsessing about sex. You could end up busted.)

For Angela in WI

Seven of Wands (Valor), when reversed: Failure to stand up for your beliefs in the face of a hostile majority. A self-fulfilling fear of failure or embarrassment. Great challenges met with cowardice. Quarrels, perplexity, and indecision at a crucial moment.

(I'll tell you this. No eternal reward will forgive you now for wasting the dawn. You need to be soft driven, slow and mad, like some new language.)

Full for finishthemoff

The Three Fates spread is an exceptionally popular way to gain insight into the emerging arc of the past, present, and future.

The left card represents an important element of the past. Queen of Cups, when reversed: Inconsistency of honor. Possible immorality. Dishonesty. Unreliability. Vice.

The middle card represents a deciding element of the present. The Hermit: Counsel. Solicitude. Inner strength. Self-illumination. Prudence. Discretion. Caution. Vigilance. Patience. Circumspection. Self-denial. Withdrawal. Under certain circumstances, this card also represents recession and regression. Desertion. Annulment. A loner or person incapable of interaction with another person. Fear of discovery. Failure to face facts. Possessor of secrets.

The right card represents a critical element of the future. Two of Wands (Dominion), when reversed: Sadness. Trouble. Restraint caused by others. Loss of faith. Unexpected surprise.

(I'm a little scared for your right now. You want to make some major changes but you aren't sure you have the strength or the will to do it. You may be right but the only outcome of inaction is more unhappiness. Sit ye down and write four pages explaining to your self what you want to do. Work it out. Work a lot harder. Fight your tendency to procrastinate. Just like the spider on the wall, you can crawl if you have too.)

Expanded for MsIzzy
(IMPORTANT - Before you read what I have to tell you, pick someone close to you. It doesn't have to be a lover or close friend. It can be anyone. Just decide before you read what I have to write. This reading is for you and them only. Seriously - Pick ONE person.)

The Relationship spread provides insight into the interaction between two people or entities. It is the spread of choice for questions about partnerships, be they in romance or business.

The card at the top left represents how you see yourself. Eight of Cups (Indolence), when reversed: The realization that a matter thought to be important was actually of little consequence. Moving on from something in which you had invested great love and devotion. The start of an inner journey to find higher aspects of life. Reflection on what is truly fulfilling in life.

The card at the top right represents how you see your partner. The Tower: Unforeseen catastrophe. An abrupt change, perhaps leading to a new lifestyle and enlightenment. May indicate a broken relationship, divorce, or failure in business or career.

The card in the center left represents how you feel about your partner. Two of Swords (Peace): Contradictory characteristics brought together as a means of resolving a conflict. Refusing to be ruled by negative emotions. Strife brought to a close through clarity of mind and restraint of force. Turning a blind eye to the minor infractions of others.

The card in the center right represents what stands between you and your partner. Eight of Wands (Swiftness): A sudden release of raw power, cutting through confusion and indecision, and setting things in motion. Rapid progress towards a desired goal, brought about by immediate and decisive action. Boldness and daring in love, business, travel, or spiritual growth.

The card in the lower left represents how your partner sees you. Knight of Wands, when reversed: The dark essence of fire, such as a great conflagration: One filled with vitality and limitless appetite. A sexy and exciting person, obsessed with style and outward appearance, overconfident in their abilities, and foolhardy in their actions. A hot temper and domineering nature, coupled with a love of false drama and all things theatrical. Anxiety over remaining in one place or with one person for too long. The rapid approach, or more likely departure, of someone or something that ruptures your world. Often suggests travel as the result of discord, or cruel indifference.

The card in the lower right represents what your partner feels about you. Ace of Cups: The seed of a new relationship or spiritual journey - perhaps as yet unseen. An opportunity for joy, contentment, fertility, or enlightenment. Coming to understand the emotional needs of those around you. May represent an unexpected message, a chance meeting, or the start of a friendship or romance.

The card in the center represents the present status or challenge of the relationship. Four of Cups (Luxury), when reversed: New and unusual relationships and opportunities. The reawakening of your appetite for life or love. The path of excess leading to spiritual rejuvenation and the appearance of novel ambitions.

(You should be smiling. If not go back and read it again and again. That's two times. Look around and see which way the wind is blowing.)