Gross Guy: Probably not.
Dr P: Really?
Gross Guy: Well, I don't want to waste your time...
Dr P (to Gross Guy's wife): Do you smoke?
GG Wife: Yes
Dr P: Will you take the program?
GG Wife: My addiction is not.... (trails off as audience moan, groans and hisses in disbelief)
GG Wife (to audience): Don't you sass me! (paraphrased)
Gross Guy: Hey, be easy on my wife.....
(and... scene.)
2 bullets please!













