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Posts: 10653 (05/26/07 8:50 PM) Registered user |
I never cared much about the "I used to be look like shit,now I am the shit" shows. Most of the time,the "bullied" kids who are supposed to look so different only have a change in clothes,or a boob job. Wow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE11tVeczS0 THE HAIR!!! 
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SuckULent |
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Posts: 777 (05/26/07 9:08 PM) Registered User |
For me, it's not about the degree of change, it's about getting even. And no, I was never bullied in school.
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Posts: 299 (06/05/07 9:50 AM) Registered user |
Yesterday it was fat babies, just now it was 13 year old sluts, so I know for sure the next episode is paternity tests.
D West NEVER wears sleeves.  The catch-phrase with the little sluts has changed. It's not "whatever...whatever" anymore, now it's "shut up! Shut up!" |
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TexasDurango7 |
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Posts: 1828 (06/05/07 10:36 AM) Registered user |
These shows are fake. When I was in Junior High there was a bigger, slightly poor girl named Brooke who went on the show. It was titled "Big girls who wear little clothes!" or something. Anyway she didn't wear little clothes and she was a nice girl but came across as nasty skanky whore on the show and became kinda famous at our school for about a month. She said she wanted to go on the show because she and her mom fight but they offered her more money if she would do that show.
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theraven49 |
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Posts: 120 (06/05/07 11:38 AM) Registered user |
Quote: But whatever happened to my personal favorite... "you don't know me!" |
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memyselfandi |
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Posts: 20044 (06/11/07 10:37 AM) Registered user |
OMG I haven't watched this in a couple years but this "You are not the father!" episode is just as delicious as ever.
The mom is saying she knows her 3-year-old son is her boyfriend's kid because they both have small penises. Wow. |
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babycakes307 |
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Posts: 10653 (06/11/07 12:51 PM) Registered user |
These sluts who say their alleged baby daddy's dicks are little make me laugh. They're the ones who fucked that little dick for them to be claiming that they're the daddy.
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Posts: 21381 (06/21/07 10:32 AM) Registered user |
I think I've already bitched about this earlier in this thread but it just blows my mind every fucking time!
For countless episodes, they've had decoys setting up the guys who cheat on their girlfriends, the day before they go on the show. Don't you think that after all this time, guys would be smart enough to realize they're being set-up? WTF??? |
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Posts: 10010 (08/13/07 11:18 AM) Registered user |
"17 guys...will I ever find my baby's daddy"
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Posts: 449 (11/30/07 9:48 AM) Registered user |
Ghetto fabulous name for today: Towanno.
She found her baby daddy! 
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Posts: 678 (11/30/07 9:52 AM) |
I have always preferred the ones where people are afraid of the most random things like pickles or french's mustardl.
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Posts: 492 (12/14/07 8:45 AM) Registered user |
Today's highlights:
Dontcha love Povich in the background laughing his ass off? hahahahahahaha! |
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Posts: 1593 (12/14/07 2:11 PM) Registered user |
Broderick looks like he can't figure out WTF he was thinking that night
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babycakes307 |
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Posts: 10210 (02/01/08 10:48 AM) Registered user |
Maury has his "baby name of the week". This week is Caitlin. How boring. I was expecting La'Quan-teiran'iexsha
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Posts: 716 (05/19/08 8:59 AM) Registered User |
Who caught it today? Some ho searching for her baby daddy said she gained 210 lbs wif her baby and her boyfren din even show up at the hospital!
Now the other day one ho said and I quote "When I had my baby, I pushed so hard, I pushed mah ovaries out!" Is that even possible?? C'mon now! |
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Posts: 163 (05/19/08 4:27 PM) Registered User |
Saw a repeat last week....sigh Marisol....what a ho. Seriously how do you not know who your baby daddy is.
If you had sex with more than one person between your last period and when you discovered that you were preggers, then you should not go on stage saying "I'm 1000% sure" ....which btw makes no sense. I feel sorry for any child who's mother or father goes on that show. ....I should add that any man that goes on that show denying that the kids are theirs...meanwhile they have 5+ kids from several women...and have the nerve to call the woman a ho.... needs to have his dick cut off.
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Posts: 891 (05/20/08 8:47 AM) Registered User |
I remember the baby mama that said she has to sell her blood 3 times a week to get money to feed her baby.
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Posts: 3621 (12/22/08 9:15 AM) Registered User |
Ellen and her mom with the Hoveround are back. She is testing two more men to see who her baby's daddy is. Damn, she is so ugly. One of the men says that
she's slept with everyone in Oklahoma. If that's true, Oklahoma men have no taste in women.
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Posts: 8954 (12/22/08 12:19 PM) Registered user |
So if you're a man and you have children under the age of 8. If the producers of the Maury show call you or your girl says that she wants to take you the
show, just go ahead and punch the bitch in her uterus. You KNOW the topics that appear on that show. She ain't taking you on there to propose a threesome
or tell you she won the lottery.
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Posts: 1152 (12/22/08 11:05 PM) I don't get |
What's up with black folk adding all those apostrophes and elongated syllables to their kids' names?!?
What ever happened to naming simple names such as Jack and Mary?!? |
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