"You four-eyed perverted fuck."
Next time I'm at Borders or at the airport magazine rack or whatever, and I see a guy with glasses who is trying to pretend that he's reading Sports Illustrated, Business Week, etc., whereas he's really reading Penthouse or Playboy (the boob and crotch shots are the dead give away), all I will say to myself is "you four-eyed perverted fuck."
(good thing I had Lasik done a few years ago.......)




