Did anyone else see Kirstie Alley on "Without a Trace"? She doesn't carry extra weight well. Looks like she has no chin - she's just all neck from her mouth down. Too bad because I liked her on Cheers years ago.
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Posts: 784 (02/20/04 2:47 AM) Registered user |
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FatSlob |
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Posts: 666 (02/20/04 3:03 AM) |
Kirstie Alley looks bad?
You had a bad car accident ten years ago and have been in a coma ever since? You are one of the Russian cosmonauts and have been on the space station for several years? Kirstie Alley looked interesting in some Star Trek movie about fifteen years ago. But it was strictly the fake ears and eyebrows. Those bushy manbrows seemed to enhance her own fur but they were strictly fake. I don't think there has ever been a case in all the annals of TV and movies of a woman's looks going south so fast and so far as this oinker. Although it was really hilarious when she was on Cheers and they tried to get her to stand behind the bar or behind a building for every shot. Soon they found she could only appear in frame with big, big, BIG objects so that her enormous bulbous body did not completely dwarf everything else on the screen. Did you see the episode with Kirstie and the jumbo jet? How about Kirstie with the super tanker? Kirstie on the Brooklyn Bridge (it was a far shot - Far, Far away shot). Then there was the show where she played an ex-model who was now the head of a lingere company and young handsome men would trip all over themselves just a chance to be near her. Remember that? Oh. Sorry. You were in a coma, I'm guessing. It was hyped like crazy by the network but every time it was on, all you could hear across the nation was the sound of men scratching their heads and in tiny, tiny voices saying, "Whaaa?" It remains one of the great mysteries of the 20th century. What great power does this woman possess such that she continues to appear on the air for years and years while talented and beautiful actresses cannot. I must admit. It is mind boggling beyond all realms of possibility. |
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1Maya |
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Posts: 4603 (02/20/04 7:41 AM) Registered user |
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SimoneSays |
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Posts: 1469 (02/20/04 8:31 AM) Registered user |
Kirstie is one of those women whose weight goes up and down and she is blessed with a beautiful face that normally photographs really well. I happen to be very very thin and for some reason, my face looks so round in photos, its bizarre.
But I agree, she looked really really horrible last night. The weight didn't surprise me, but her face just looked awful. Either she has gone waaaaaaaaaaaaaay downhill or they did nothing to make her look better. She surely isn't pulling a Charlize is she? |
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WatchingJen |
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Posts: 345 (02/20/04 8:40 AM) Registered user |
It's just good acting, she was playing a trailor trash whore.
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Leslie629 |
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Posts: 4125 (02/20/04 8:58 AM) MESS member |
I thought that was Jabba the Hut guest starring.
silly me.... |
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Nachomama097 |
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Posts: 447 (02/20/04 11:42 AM) |
She looked horrific
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Hung Like A Hamster |
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Posts: 7634 (02/20/04 12:37 PM) |
Doesn't she have lupus?
Couldn't that cause her to get as big as a Pier One store? |
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GabbyCooks |
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Posts: 603 (02/20/04 12:47 PM) Registered user |
I like Kirstie Alley, but have to admit she was lookin' pretty bad!
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Spitzup |
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Posts: 1844 (02/20/04 1:09 PM) Registered user |
God help her, at first I thought that perhaps they'd put her in a fat suit a la Monica on Friends or Gwynneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal. No wonder Pier One dumped her in their ad campaign in favor of Queer Eye Thom!
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Ferris Bueller |
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Posts: 8050 (02/20/04 2:14 PM) I need a life |
But Poppy Montgomery looks sooooooooooooooo gooooooood.
*swoon* @ Hung Like A Hamster. Owned.
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 34846 (02/20/04 2:20 PM) Registered user |
If she says she gained weight to play the role, then she'll win the Emmy for sure.
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Dad of Two v2 |
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Posts: 3981 (02/20/04 6:46 PM) Registered user |
Maybe she has Jerry Lewis disease. The one that makes you painfully fat, not the one that makes you painfully unfunny.
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managerr |
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Posts: 16550 (02/20/04 9:53 PM) Registered user |
I think she was supposed to look extra bad in that show. I'm sure she's somewhere in between that and the Pier One commercials. I wonder why she just doesn't get lipo like all the other celebrities.
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lazygal |
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Posts: 2393 (02/20/04 10:23 PM) Registered User |
She's waaaaayyy beyond lipo, and I can't condone gastric bypass for anyone. Her neck was bizarre and the neck tells all. It's the first thing a doctor will look at to determine age and overall health in a woman. I'd say she's about dead.
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FatSlob |
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Posts: 666 (02/20/04 11:11 PM) |
Quote: Any chance you could be mistaken and that you really mean the almost dead girl from King of Queens? |
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lazygal |
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Posts: 2393 (02/20/04 11:45 PM) Registered User |
Um, Leah?? You lost me.
Anywho, how you doin? Our user names scream compatability. Kirstie just lost her Pier 1 gig to a Qeer eye guy. Suicide by Dunkin Donuts watch. |
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Phantom Nut Syndrome |
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Posts: 1444 (02/21/04 12:11 AM) Registered user |
Give her a break, she's handed over many hundreds of thousands of dollars to learn that a bad guy named Xenu brought over aliens to earth millions of years ago and nuked them all, and that we all have their entities in our body messing us up. And for many thousands of dollars a dead entity, L Ron Hubbard and the happy chanting ninnies of Scientology can rid you of them, one by one!
And if you still have $$, they will find another way to fix you! What a waste of flesh. www.xenu.net |
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FatSlob |
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Posts: 666 (02/21/04 12:19 AM) |
Quote: Sorry. It was a stupid joke from another thread. It was unfair for me to reference her in this thread. I have this elderly aunt who was pressured by a friend of the family into emptying her bank account to pay for his Skankatology courses. After investigating I found this is a common way they get money. They pressure young impressionable fools to put hard pressure on elderly relatives living on fixed income to cough up thousands and thousands of dollars (essentially as much money as they have) to pay for courses. So I'm just terminally bitter towards Skankatology and really despise celebrities like Jenna and Leah who leave the impression on young people that this will somehow help them become rich and famous. It's just sickening. |
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mar30 |
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Posts: 310 (04/16/04 7:00 AM) |
Well, since the other Without a Trace thread seems to have disappeared (I search all 16 pages)........
Did anyone watch last night? What a sad episode. Between the woman with cancer, and the guy whose wife died in the hospital because she couldn't swallow the drink, and the FBI guy's dad who had Alzheimer's......I was actually tearing up there at the end. What an awesome show, though! |
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Florida Monarch |
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