- The entire opening (committing suicide in Japan, washing hands in Italy, traveling abroad to Canada, Meredith's "hello" to being from Abu Dhabi, shame at her naked face, jacket making her sexy in her culture)
- Creed's creepy shoulder rub
- Stanley's response to Pam's return
- Better than a five-star hotel because of the cushy seat and sitting in a row of people
- Dwight's concern about the money belt and getting robbed in a foreign country
- 20 movies for a 2-hour trip
- "Do you have a bag of baby poop in there too to share with everybody?"
- Concierge being the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha
- Michael's use of "how you say" with the concierge and justifying it with "she's foreign"
- "I think it is better to die with some people that you like, like Oscar and Andy and Concierge Marie, than to know there's somebody out there that you love that you're not with."
- Oscar's drunkeness
- "Naked! We'll discuss this later naked! I wanna see you naked!"
- A "well-written" text message to break up with Darryl
- "A boss that will not fire you even though you just tell him off right to his face on the phone"
- Dwight instructing Pam to make copies as soon as she returns
















