What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.
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Posts: 6448 (05/10/09 4:19 PM) Registered User |
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips. |
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Posts: 362 (05/11/09 12:31 AM) |
What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? Bigfoot has been spotted. |
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Double Edged Sword |
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What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're jerking off? Your ears. |
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Die Apokalyptischen Reiter |
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Double Edged Sword 1 |
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Why doesn't NASA send women to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning. |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 6455 (05/16/09 6:31 PM) Registered User |
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel. |
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Posts: 1172 (05/16/09 6:40 PM) Admin |
A mooooooooooooooover |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 6465 (05/17/09 5:28 PM) Registered User |
Why is a washing machine better than a woman? You don't have to cuddle with a washing machine after you drop a load in it. |
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Samoa Joe |
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Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 6510 (05/31/09 2:21 PM) Registered User |
Your wife is barking at the front door, and your dog is barking at the back door. Who do you let in first? The dog, because it will stop barking once it's inside. |
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Attack of the Nuns |
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Posts: 37 (06/12/09 12:58 AM) Registered user |
Why do black people wear baggy pants?
Because they're negroes |
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Brooke276 |
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Posts: 542 (06/12/09 3:12 PM) |
Attack of the Nuns wrote:Without the picture, your joke is just 
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JLK Name |
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Posts: 1895 (06/12/09 4:10 PM) I need a hobby |
Double Edged Sword wrote:His dick is very long. |
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ExileIslander |
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Q; Why are Mexicans so short? A: They all live in basement apartments. |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street because the sign said "DON'T WALK". |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 6705 (09/18/09 2:48 PM) Registered User |
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You idiot, that's me!" |
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Posts: 259 (10/05/09 3:15 PM) |
Q: What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56? A: The Martin Luther King Day parade! |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 20386 (10/05/09 4:14 PM) Registered user |
How do you mindfuck a Jew? Offer them free ham. |
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