Earl tells a joke

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trickmind		#261	[-]
Posts: 679 (04/07/09 10:56 PM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How do you bring up children in Australia? Stick two fingers down a dingo's throat!
trickmind		#262	[-]
Posts: 680 (04/07/09 11:00 PM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	A man has had a very bad month. So he goes to a bar and gets trashed. He jumps up on the table and shouts "All lawyers are assholes." Another man jumps up and shouts "I resent that!" The first man sneers and says "Why are you a lawyer?" Second man "No I'm an asshole."
trickmind	Deena tells a joke	#263	[-]
Posts: 681 (04/08/09 1:29 AM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why do men think women have no brains? Because we don't have penises to keep them in. Why do women bother with men? Because vibrators can't mow lawns.
bryanpasa		#264	[-]
Posts: 631 (04/08/09 3:25 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lmao! Funny thread!
JackSparrowBauer		#265	[-]
Posts: 491 (04/08/09 10:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, why was she out of the kitchen?
Double Edged Sword		#266	[-]
Posts: 6382 (04/10/09 8:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri.
Mateui		#267	[-]
Posts: 2445 (04/10/09 8:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on the way to the depot. The police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals."
Mateui		#268	[-]
Posts: 2446 (04/10/09 8:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? When you are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you!
Mateui		#269	[-]
Posts: 2447 (04/10/09 8:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What's about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out? A toothbrush.
trickmind	Deena tells a joke.	#270	[-]
Posts: 789 (04/12/09 5:02 AM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
Mateui		#271	[-]
Posts: 2450 (04/12/09 7:18 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How do you know a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Mateui		#272	[-]
Posts: 2451 (04/12/09 7:39 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Two men and a woman are trapped on an island and can't figure out how to leave the island. The trees didn't float and couldn't be made into a raft and so on and so forth. So eventually nature takes its course and both of the men end up having sex with the woman. However the woman starts feeling bad about having sex with both the men and can't pick one over the other. She gets so torn up about it that she commits suicide. So now there are only the two men stuck on the island, and one thing leads to another, nature takes its course... One day one of the men says to the other "I don't feel right about this, I mean, I think this is wrong. We have to stop." so the other man is very understanding and agrees with the other and they decide to stop. The next morning the two men bury the woman.
Double Edged Sword		#273	[-]
Posts: 6387 (04/12/09 11:43 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mateui wrote: Two men and a woman are trapped on an island and can't figure out how to leave the island. The trees didn't float and couldn't be made into a raft and so on and so forth. So eventually nature takes its course and both of the men end up having sex with the woman. However the woman starts feeling bad about having sex with both the men and can't pick one over the other. She gets so torn up about it that she commits suicide. So now there are only the two men stuck on the island, and one thing leads to another, nature takes its course... One day one of the men says to the other "I don't feel right about this, I mean, I think this is wrong. We have to stop." so the other man is very understanding and agrees with the other and they decide to stop. The next morning the two men bury the woman. A few days later, one of the men says to the other, "I don't feel right about this either." The other man concurs, so they dig up the woman.
srvivrfreakevelrich		#274	[-]
Posts: 774 (04/12/09 11:48 AM) Admin Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	when you look down, you will laugh 69 BAHAHA sorry, that was immature of me
trickmind		#275	[-]
Posts: 795 (04/12/09 2:03 PM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sorry that was immature of me.
Double Edged Sword		#276	[-]
Posts: 6420 (04/24/09 4:59 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why is money green? The Jews pick it before it's ripe.
MonkeeSpanker		#277	[-]
Posts: 627 (04/24/09 5:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Double Edged Sword wrote: Why is money green? The Jews pick it before it's ripe. Did Big Tom sweat much while in Africa? Yes he did, like a whore in church.
RunawayJuror		#278	[-]
Posts: 155 (04/24/09 5:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
Double Edged Sword		#279	[-]
Posts: 6440 (05/04/09 8:26 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How can you tell if two lesbians are twins? They lick alike.
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter		#280	[-]
Posts: 1452 (05/05/09 4:10 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	parkervn wrote: Why are all black people fast? Because the slow ones are in jail. What do #+%* shoes and the KKK have in common? They both make blacks run fast. Oh, clay

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