The one where wendy gets back at the substitute for "messin" with her boyfriend is one of my favorites.
audio my.ohio.voyager.net/~shoemake/sounds/sopk/sopk-misc-wendysman.mp3
Wendy: "Miss Ellen. Can I talk to you?"
Miss Ellen: "Of course Wendy."
Wendy: "I couldn't help but notice you took a liking to my boyfriend Stan."
Miss Ellen: "Well I have taken a liking to all of you. you are all so young and cute and full of life."
Wendy: "Can I tell you something Miss Ellen?"
Miss Ellen: "Of course Wendy."
Wendy: "Don't f*ck with me."
Miss Ellen: "What?"
Wendy: "You heard me. Stay away from my man bitch or I'll whup you sorry ass back to last year! Bye Miss Ellen."





