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Seven Reasons Celebrities Crack Us Up: Jessica Simpson
"She's playing Daisy Duke in the big-screen version of The Dukes of Hazzard. The announcement brought a happy ending to months of anxiety by Jessica--and a tinge of disappointment to Nathan Lane."

This Week in Love: Joey Fatone
The 'N Sync member and his childhood sweetheart were married last week. It was a lovely ceremony, except for when Justin danced with the bride and ripped off her gown to expose her right nipple."

Six Reasons Celebrities Crack Us Up: Matt LeBlanc
"His Friends spinoff, Joey, is delivering strong ratings. Thus proving that anything the cast of Friends touches turns to gold. Well, except for movies."

True or Truer? Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's Marriage
"True: The couple tied the knot at a private home in Studio City, California. Truer: Britney's marriage took place during her trial separation from her once promising career."

Crime Blotter: Macaulay Culkin
"The Home Alone star was arrested in Oklahoma City last week for possession of marijuana and having the drug Xanax without a prescription. Culkin managed to allude capture for hours when a series of elaborate booby traps left the arresting officers tarred and feathered. The former child star was charged with two felony counts of being a cliché."

Six Reasons Celebrities Crack Us Up: Dan Rather
"He apologized for being duped by a memo suggesting President Bush received preferential treatment while in the Texas Air National Guard. Rather said that the person who gave him the forged document seemed legitimate, describing her as a sassy billionaire with a foreign accent and ketchup breath."

What Were You Thinking? Carmen Electra
"She was cast in the TV reality version of Gilligan's Island as the movie star. Electra was actually the second choice for the role. Producers' first choice? A movie star."