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Random Musings:

- Stiffler's Mom is gone - aw. We'll miss seeing her massive funbags and weekly fill of her ass crack. She showed that coin slot about 40 times an episode. Someone had to take the hit. The room was incomplete. Matt clearly did the best, so it was between Jennifer and Tits McGee. Tits was the one who screwed up on shopping and timing and therefore had to go.

- The Couch - shoulda tried on the first day. Or howzabout taking the door off the hinges? Or howzabout getting REALLY creative and lifting the fabric skirt up and then Matt can use his skills. Use a Sawzall to trim down the bottom frame piece of the couch. Then reattach the fabric skirt and the legs and no one would notice. I don't think the 'integrity' of the couch would have gotten then in trouble with the judges.

- The Door - at one point, when measuring a door, Tits McGee asks 'is it 6' high?' HUH? What designer wouldn't know that a standard door is 6'8" or 80 inches? Contractors and designers all call them 'Eight Oh' or '8.0' doors. I finished my basement and learned this in the first 5 minutes when framing. This seems to be something a designer should just know. Not to mention, is she really that dumb to think that a door in public building would be 6' tall? Um, that only makes the doorway shorter than say 20% of the people who would actually walk through it!!!

- Shabby Chic - I loves me some Sara Evans and her large boobages, but isn't Shabby Chic about 6 years late? Hasn't that trend kinda run its course? It looks cheap - as in inexpensive. If I had platinum records and lots of cash like Sara does, I'd want my place to look elegant, yet still casual. I wouldn't choose a decorating style that can be effectively pulled off in a trailer park.

- Winning Room - as much as I dislike Shabby Chic, it looked very well put together. The room looked filled, it had a nice flow, etc. I don't dig that style, but they did it well. The coffee pot and baskets of goodies was a VERY good idea that these others completely missed.

- On Camera - Trish blew 'em away, then Matt, then the chick with the 4,908 bottom teeth.

- The Wall Switchplate in Winning Teams Room - aah, that pissed me off. On the wall that Tragic Tracee painted the red fleur de lis shit, the wall switch was missing a plate cover - it was when they came in and it was when the room was 'finished'. It's a 65 cent item at Ace. Man, that annoyed me. Finish that shit. You had time to buy some shitty biscotti, you coulda got a wallplate!

- Vase Accessories - I notice in many of my wife's home mags, that they often use fruit in vases to add color right? Notice, it's always green shit. There hasn't been any lemons which would be a great pop of sunny color. Why? Clause #67 of the Design Star contract clearly states that no lemons shall be used when Cynthia Rowley is present. The image of a lemon immediately causes her face to pucker into that 'I smell somethin' stanky' look. Moreso than usual. In addition, this also leads to Clause #67b which states that no contestant shall fart in front of Cynthia for the same reason, this shall include but not be limited to SBD (Silent But Deadly's), sidewinders and rippers.

- Too Feminine - well, you can say what you want about the type of flotsam and jetsam that actually stay at the Opryland hotel, but they are completely limiting who can stay there. You mean to tell me some huntin' and fishin' country type dudes are gonna stay in that room? Not unless they are going Brokeback. Seriously, a guy would walk in and call the front desk and say 'Y'all put me in this girly room, I ain't got me no vaginer, so can ya gits me in a room with camo and deer antlers?'

- Tracee - its the thing that won't die. 35 years old my ass!

- For 3 kids, Trish has a KILLER body. For no kids, Trish has a killer body. Well toned. Probably because she's a dude.

Tranny Trish FTW

ShirleyYouJest wrote:

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Very glad Tits McGee is gone - I'd never watch a show with that lispy bimbo hosting. Can Tracee please be next? I know she's providing drama, but I argue whether it's "good drama."

I'm surprised that hotel has no cargo elevator.

I gotta watch this again - I kept falling asleep at the reveals of the finished rooms.

Agreeance. Although after seeing pics again, I would venture to say that Stephanies chesticles weight at LEAST 17.3 pounds each. They are freaking MASSIVE. If she sandblasted all that make up off her face and put her ass on the treadmill for 14 hours each day, she could be smoking.

I hear Sir Mix Alot saying (with my creative license)....'you can do side bends or sit ups, but please dont lose those massive funbags'

Cargo elevator - yep, you mean to tell me that in the entire Opryland hotel, there isnt an item bigger than 7'1" x say 32" that needs to get into a room?

Also, I find it interesting that they are all carting their own shit around. Howzabout this? You go to the furniture store - the SAME ONE they shop at for every episode. You then go back to your challenge. Furniture store loads the shit into a truck and delivers it with big smelly delivery men? This saves you time and energy and allows said furniture store to get their truck with their big ass logo on camera?