I'm 55 years old, and yes I know Meatloaf and the song. I thought they sucked when I was younger and they suck worse now.
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Im Hatin' It! - Commercials That Suck
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Posts: 83 (04/30/08 9:25 PM) Registered user |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 32824 (05/01/08 3:16 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
When do 55 year olds say sucks/ed.
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VolumeOn |
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Posts: 777 (05/01/08 4:48 AM) Registered user |
I absolutely hate the commercial with the actors yelling at their stomachs to "shaaaddd uuupppp". It might be Quiznos or Subway, not sure.
However, I really like the commercial with the construction guys watching the girls walk buy and are pretty much "meh". But when the dork walks by with the Arby's bag, they're all whistles and cat calls. |
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Wandering Around |
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Posts: 84 (05/01/08 8:44 AM) Registered user |
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LES2002 |
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Posts: 885 (05/01/08 10:32 AM) I need a hobby |
I love the commercial about the motorized scooters for the people who can't get around well. One of the scooters is given to an old black woman, who
proceeds to do backwards donuts on the living room carpet as her loved ones and the delivery guy look at her. So she needed this damn scooter to spin in a
circle???
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hossc |
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Posts: 15109 (05/01/08 12:40 PM) Registered User |
She stole it.
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star jumper |
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Posts: 32830 (05/01/08 1:01 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Wandering Around wrote:
Oh I'm sorry. I got confused with that camel toe you have. |
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Posts: 161 (05/01/08 3:31 PM) |
There's this VH1 promo for something or other that features Alanis Morissette singing "You Oughta Know" with no background music. It's just
her, from the neck up, in front of a white background singing. Anyway, I hate it because she just looks like a crazed psycho singing for no reason and the
weirdness of it makes me kind of uncomfortable.
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NellB |
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Posts: 305 (05/01/08 5:02 PM) Registered User |
^^^ It IS weird! She almost has neck spasms or something when she sings.
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Screaming Mimi 2 |
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Posts: 30 (05/01/08 9:27 PM) Registered User |
Massive hatred for Kelly Ripa and her nifty household appliances and the cutesy-poo Bewtiched music. You CANNOT tell me that that bleached bitch actually does
her own cooking or looks after her own brats.
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Wandering Around |
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Posts: 86 (05/01/08 9:39 PM) Registered user |
Is THAT the best you have, starjumper? Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
I can't stand Ripa. She's a great match for Screamin' Regis |
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VolumeOn |
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Posts: 793 (05/06/08 6:13 PM) Registered user |
All of the JC Penney commercials. The women's clothing line looks like they're made from shower curtains or bed sheets.
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teenytiny83 |
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Posts: 1536 (05/06/08 6:37 PM) Registered User |
That Kelly Ripa commercial pisses me off. She has a chef, housekeeper, nannies. She doesnt do any of that shit. Bitch please. |
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Ralph Wiggum for President |
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Posts: 1484 (05/06/08 7:51 PM) |
Jumpin on the Kelly Ripa hate. I've always hated that fake perky little bitch. And those ain't even her kids in the commercial. You know they're
not allowed to eat mac and cheese. They might gain an ounce.
I bet that whore can't even turn on an oven. Poor Reg. |
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Posts: 10354 (05/06/08 9:06 PM)
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Yup, Kelly Ripa was the wrong spokeswoman for an audience that actually wants to buy a kitchen appliance. I loved the CGI in there too, as if they were
saying, "yeah, we know."
Favo new ad? The gum company that wants people to stop chewing their single slice of gum, cuz it lasts so long, and chew more slices. So they get a ram to headbutt some schmuck right in this privates. Twice. |
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OG sofa |
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Posts: 171 (05/06/08 9:58 PM) |
So they get a ram to headbutt some schmuck right in this privates. true that. once, my gum is out... |
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54321blastoff |
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Posts: 3952 (05/06/08 11:40 PM) Registered User |
Count me in on liking those Stride Gum commercials. I chew that stuff pretty regularly and I must say that it really does last ridiculously long so go buy
some. I love the Spearamint and ummm..the yellow pack which is Citrus something.
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Posts: 1766 (05/12/08 12:16 PM) Registered user |
OK this thread not only needs a bump, it needs some actual HATE!
What I hate right now is the Terminix commercials and they are so creepy and sad! Even for a company that kills things for a living and that's saying something. "In the future they say the only things left alive will be the cockroaches, Terminix begs to differ" Translation: "In the future when humans have nearly extincted themselves through a apocalyptic war, not to worry we will still have plenty of our pesticide, so you can be assured nothing will be left alive on the planet earth. The last breathing Terminix employee will make certain that, before taking his or her own life the cockroach species will be destroyed, assuring that, if humanity won't make it you better fucking believe some annoying gross cockroaches won't either. We hope you sleep better at night knowing this. TERMINIX!" |
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Posts: 1227 (05/12/08 1:13 PM) |
Wandering Around wrote: Well, well nice to see you spread the love here too you ignorant twat.
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OG sofa |
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Posts: 201 (05/14/08 9:26 PM) |
so in terms of marketing, a big tip of the hat to the folks at "ky"...
they did this thing a while ago about "ky warming jelly". ummm... the last thing i want to feel down there is a "burning sensation". been there, done that. no thanks. but this new promotion "his and hers" or "yours and mine" or whatever that is. that shows some creative thought. i am impressed... |
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