Okay, Lorenzo Lamas 42? I.DON'T.THINK.SO. If that man is 42 then I am 19 and a virgin. Mumsy shows what happens when bad plastic surgery goes well bad.
Jesus she looks Lorenzo's 42 and I will raise you 10.. What a mess.. hot mess may be the appropriate term there.
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Who said he was 42? He's 50. This is from the California Index to Births:
Lorenzo F Lamas, born: 20 Jan 1958, mother's maiden name: Dahl, location: Los Angeles County |
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Well he waited 10 years to have his first kid according to him, he married at 21 and Shayne is 22 and the OLDEST of his kids.. and looking at mom there she is
well over 60 putting the GAR in Cougar... so mum was in her 40s when she had the kid. I.DON'T.THINK.SO.
I like the prank it is about time someone treated this show as the JOKE it is.. I miss you.. I love you.. I miss you.. I love you.. I miss you.. I love you.. I miss you.. I love you.. Noelle had no business being on this show and she needed to leave ... this guy is doing wonders for American British relations...god and we worried about Iraq |
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I thought the joke was good.
It wasnt the same old predictable stuff. I was fooled (when I saw the preview last week) GlamsSlam Did you know Barry Humphries (Dame Edna) was in the movie 'St Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band'? He is in the finale (dressed as Edna, but credited as his male alter ego) |
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Somehow I get the impression that Amanda had help from the producers on punking Matt. They needed something to make someone look like a contender next to the perfect trophy, Shayne Lamas. Speaking of Shayne, her mother's leathery paralyzed face gave me nightmares. Was she the inspiration for Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Matt, take notes. Hopefully Shayne's plastic surgery will look more like dad's than mom's. I don't even believe Shayne is 22. Sorry. I think the whole family lies about their ages. |
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I am just not getting the Shayne love - that girl is nothing but awwwwwll kinds of high maintenance uber-plasticity
I can only hope the payoff will be seeing her dumped on her "star"-wannabe extensions |
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azcanadienne wrote: Agreeance. I think she's really hot, but she you can tell she has it in her to be a real bitch. If she did buy her mom that house, she shouldn't have mentioned that on tv. The reason she did though is that she wants everyone to know how kind hearted and generous she is. The only problem with that is that genuinely kind-hearted and generous people don't brag about what they've given people. When her sister came out with that freaky headband on, it really looked familiar, and it wasn't until this morning that I finally realized why. I had flashbacks to some of the old Wonder Woman tv shows with Lynda Carter on the island where wonder woman came from. I'm pretty sure that all the women there dressed kind of like that, with a rope style headband and a flohwing white gown. Either that, or she's in some kind of a cult.I wonder if her mom realizes how freaky she looks now. Between the leathery skin from too much tanning and the dreadful cosmetic surgery, she looked like the villain in some slasher movie. I have to give Matt props though for keeping a straight face while talking to her.
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I like Chelsea the most.
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PH, Shayne's sister reminded me of ANTM's Amis with that headband.
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Shayne's mother wore lipliner that was too dark. IF someone spends so much time in the sun that their skin looks leathery, does the tan ever fade?
Shayne's mother reminds me of the woman from Florida in the movie, "There's Something About Mary."
Pranks are mean. I knew someone who was always pulling pranks: he was a psychopath. The prank on the show wasn't funny: if there's going to be a prank on a TV show, how about hiring a writer, or creative consultant? |
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I agree. Shayne's mom was grotesque, and the prank was mean and went on way too long. I felt bad for Matt.
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It would have been better if the Dad hit on him.....
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Misterpuff wrote: That would have been hilarious. Especially if he tweaked his nipple. |
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The worst part of Shayne's mom's face was that nose. It looked like it had been hacked off. I'm afraid the lip liner is tattooed. And I quickly did
the math and heard it insinuated that Lorenzo is 42. Even his IMDB lists him as born in 1958. I guess they just assume that nobody watching The Bachelor owns a
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I can't pick out one feature that was the worst part of Shayne's mom's face. It was ALL the worst.
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Lorenzo Lamas
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| Shauna Sand | (27 April 1996 - 2002) (divorced) 3 children |
| Kathleen Kinmont | (20 January 1989 - 1993) (divorced) |
| Michelle Smith | (22 May 1983 - 1985) (divorced) 2 children |
| Victoria Hilbert | (1981 - 1982) (divorced) |
Has six children.
With his second wife, Michelle Smith, has A.J. Lamas (b. December 1983) and Shayne (b. November 1985).
With Daphne Ashbrook has a daughter Paton Ashbrook (Peyton Lee) (b. 1988).
With Shauna Sand, Alexandra Lynne (b. 22 November 1997), Victoria (b. 24 April 1999) and Isabella Lorenza (b. 2 February 2001).
smartguy24
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Christ...dude gets around doesn't he? Jumpins.
Babs806
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I don't get it ... who is the sister that was there when they visited Shayne's mom? Michelle's daughter with some other man? I thought she looked
exactly like Shayne.
calledmoo
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I don't get it ... who is the sister that was there when they visited Shayne's mom? Michelle's daughter with some other man? I thought she looked exactly like Shayne.I was wondering that too. I think it must be Michelle's daughter with another man.
Marchient
Posts: 734
(04/22/08 5:42 PM)
I got the feeling Lorenzo didn't want to do the show. He looked royally peeved. My guess is that he has a beautiful home and I was hoping we'd see it. The traffic in Los Angeles is a nightmare, so, it was probably easier for them to meet him at a restaurant somewhere in the middle rather than film at both houses. Michelle seems kind and loving. It was very nice of her to prepare Matt an English meal. She is living proof that there is nothing wrong with aging gracefully. Yikes! Matt was clearly uncomfortable with Amanda's prank. It went on too long and it wasn't funny. I have a feeling he is going to cut her after the fantasy dates. I wasn't sorry to see Noelle go. She seemed far too sweet and normal for this crapfest. Chelsea seems nice. She might just win this thing.
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