Sometimes I wonder if I am watching the same show as everyone else. Amanda seems to be the fans' favorite, but I don't understand why. Given that
she's had a grand total of eight minutes of screen time in four weeks, I don't get it. As a matter of fact, she is the only bachelorette to receive
the first rose and then be virtually ignored by the bachelor. The way she was being hyped before the first show aired, I expected major fireworks. Either
she has a great PR rep or Fleiss and his people are the ones actually posting leaks, trying to distract us from the fact that Matt only fancies one lady. A
lot of posters seem to think that Shayne is too obvious to be the F1. Maybe it's because she is the one and there aren't any footage to show that
anyone else has an actual chance. Atleast, that how it was with Jen and Jerry.
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Posts: 616 (04/14/08 8:12 PM) Registered User |
i have NEVER seen lips as gigantic as that.
i don't know her name but i am in shock over here. NASTY |
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Posts: 400 (04/14/08 9:03 PM) Registered user |
Next episode: HOMETOWN DATES!
Lorenzo Lamas talks to the Bachelor Amanda's mom fondles the Bachelor's chest |
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Posts: 195 (04/14/08 9:08 PM) Registered User |
There were some hilarious moments tonight, most of them involving Robyn. I loved when she just slid up next to Shayne and Matt and was just like
"hello". Also, when she was eliminated, the look on her face, and then if you noticed Amanda came back with her rose to stand next to her, looked
over and realized how pissed she looked, and she had this "I better get away from thsi crazy bitch before she kills me" look on her face.
The fight between Marshana and Chelsea was also amusing. Marshana's trip up the stairs at the end topped it all off. That's what she gets for making her dresses too long. |
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Posts: 221 (04/14/08 9:10 PM) |
! BON SOIR ! |
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Posts: 45 (04/14/08 9:11 PM) Registered User |
If I've ever seen a stalker bitch in the making, it was tonight. Holy cow, if looks could kill. 
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Posts: 461 (04/14/08 9:11 PM) Registered User |
Sooooooooo glad that bitch Robin is GONE!
And as much as I didn't want to, I really like Shayne. She seems to have the most realistic grasp on how this gig operates. |
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Posts: 2297 (04/14/08 9:47 PM) MESS member |
I am wonderful and I am beautiful and I am kind and I am giving and I am caring and I am sincere and I am generous and I am nice and I am amazing and I am
gorgeous and I am smart and I am loved by everybody and I am so so so so so so modest
Hoo-boy |
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aahmom1 |
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Posts: 46 (04/15/08 6:35 AM) Registered User |
azcanadienne wrote: And if only I had longer arms I could really give myself a pat on the back. GAG. |
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Posts: 2485 (04/15/08 8:15 AM) Registered User |
Once again I find it mystifying that NONE of these women compare notes to see what Mattard is saying to them. Why not just ask...I certainly would.
He says the biggest crap what I love is right away screens that sweet dim about could you see yourself living in London or CALIFORNIA... what the fuck? Tipped his star loving ass to that one.. CALIFORNIA.. and of course Shayne even if she wasn't Lorenzo's kid he would kill to hook up with as she lives in CALIFORNIA. Cannot wait til Lorenzo Renegade Lamas arrives with his laser pen, his tude and pretends to care about the daughter from one of his many wives that he had no involvement in what-so-ever. Mattard will be peeing in his pants to see a D list celebrity.. God is he even D LIST? Did enjoy Robin's psycho stare down... and Mattard going "i don't need to go on a one on one with you because of our instant connection" that and you are a stalker and the producers are making me keep you until the critical split.. when I ditch you and of course the black chick cause homey don't play that.... mattard in the hood not happening... although I would love to see that.. let's go to Sylvia's.. I think Bill O'Reilly is going to be there to see black people behave well while eating ou This show becomes so obvious so pathetic as the men and women say the same thing and not one says with irony or with suspicion that it is total bullshit.. it only takes a couple of viewings to know this.. the parents seem to and of course then the producers get them drunk and the next thing the fraus are molesting them.. I recall Blob getting it from a mom too.. so right there you know she was hammered out of her skull... and the dads are always suspicious and get guns out to shoot or as Obama says "take comfort in guns and religion". Because knowing how to shoot or pray is what matters in GODDAMN AMERICA.. GODDAMNIT!! |
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Posts: 845 (04/15/08 8:21 AM) I'm demanding |
fresca101 wrote: ditto |
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Posts: 295 (04/15/08 10:59 AM) Registered user |
Once again I find it mystifying that NONE of these women compare notes to see what Mattard is saying to them.Doesnt work well on Big Brother. I dont think it would work well here. They would lie Every straight white guy has a fantasy about a beautiful black woman.Every gay guy has a fantasy about a black man Preview of Amanda's mom touching Matt's nipples. Very weird |
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Posts: 5395 (04/15/08 11:40 AM) Registered User |
I thought Amanda was joking about the redneck, double wide stuff - but apparently, they're into Family Style. Way to topple that stereotype.
She'll be the one to go, which leaves Shane, Chelsea and Noelle meeting his family. Robin -- Bon Soir? Are you fricken kidding me? |
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Posts: 18452 (04/15/08 12:27 PM) |
I cant tell the difference between the 3 long haired brunettes. They all look and act the same to me.
I like blondy and I hope they show her granddad except I think he died. He is the real celebrity in the family. |
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Posts: 6910 (04/15/08 12:32 PM) The Real American Psycho |
He died in 1982.
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Lovejonze |
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Posts: 5402 (04/15/08 12:50 PM) Registered User |
Her grandmother was Arlene Dahl.
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Posts: 1560 (04/15/08 1:53 PM) Registered user |
gotta agree re: the nipple tweaking. truly disturbing.
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Posts: 582 (04/15/08 3:47 PM) Registered User |
I fell asleep during it. I hope he got rid of the two fugliest. I have to look up their names. Could.not.stand.either.one.of.them.
Are these gone? And they should repeat the episodes on another of their stations for those of us they put to sleep: Marshana and Robin? (both extremely fugly, extremely nausea inducing) He probably wants to get into the movies, and he's got the face for it, the personality, and he should choose Shayne and then live in Malibu with her while he gets an agent, or he probably already has one. Isn't it funny that other jerk, Andy Baldwin, is now the boyfriend of Marla Maples, it just adds up somehow. Maybe he and Shayne already knew each other, and are doing their first acting job on here together. If you go to the MGM Grand in Vegas, the women's restroom before you go into the arena there, has the most wonderful picture of her grandfather, Fernando Lamas. Everytime I just stop and stare at it, he is shirtless holding a towel, typical MGM studio beefcake still from the 40's, and he is just amazingly gorgeous in it. They have lots of big MGM stills all over in the hallways, all the restrooms there. Why he would chose anybody but Shayne would be a mystery. The rest are just boring as hell besides not even 1/10000000000 as beautiful as she is. She's sweet, she's beautiful, she's funny, interesting, and she likes him. Fernando Lamas it said in several biographies was not just an Argentine movie star, but an opera singer there as well. Very talented man. I was trying to find that MGM photo somewhere, no luck so far. And someone should do a web site for him. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Lamas
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Posts: 322 (04/15/08 4:56 PM) Registered user |
dogpillow wrote:Chelsea has always been the most beautiful and sexiest bitch on the show!! |
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Posts: 1321 (04/16/08 2:36 PM) Registered User |
Matt better get some treatment for that rosacea he's developing. In a couple years, he's going to the same shade as Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy.
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