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tigeranne		#2921	[-]
Posts: 6370 (02/22/09 1:54 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	the FORT folks must be the same people who will see an actor on the street, and think they ARE the character they play in a show. scary. as for Jason- I was a fan, until that last eppy when he let it be known that the women had to 'put out' in order to make the final cut. then, after Jill seemingly rode him all night (she indicated that she planned to have a wild night of sex, am I correct?)--- he cuts her loose. I have a feeling that she was too much woman for him. or maybe she laughed at his teeny weeny?
Marchient		#2922	[-]
Posts: 817 (02/22/09 4:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jillian said that after the third glass of wine, she forgot the cameras were there. I don't understand why the posters at the FORT are so angry. He probably prefers Melissa but Molly is a better lay. I am sure he is not the first man that had to face that dilemma.
Former Angel Gabriel		#2923	[-]
Posts: 4908 (02/22/09 5:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well whoever he picked won't want him now after seeing him fuck Jillian on national television.
Blatantly Oblivious		#2924	[-]
Posts: 82 (02/22/09 5:45 PM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thank you posters for introducing me to FORT. My heart and wicked mind forever belong to Sucks, but if I want to feel better about myself, well then I go to FORT.
dagny1331		#2925	[-]
Posts: 2829 (02/22/09 5:53 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh, it is going to be a loooong, but entertaining, week until the finale.
azcanadienne		#2926	[-]
Posts: 2858 (02/22/09 10:49 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!! somebody at the Belfry just had the gall to refer to behavior at another board as "nutjob" And they have divided their board into three groups a) those who believe the dumping spoiler 100% b) those who believe there is some correct information in the dumping spoiler c) those who weewy beweeve in twue wuv and know that Melissa will go home with her Prince Charming ....might I suggest there is a fourth category - those who are 100% batshit looney-toons (which is pretty much the entire population of a's, b's and c's) oh, and - 12,526 posts and counting
tdugan333		#2927	[-]
Posts: 9863 (02/22/09 11:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Todesco10		#2928	[-]
Posts: 130 (02/22/09 11:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	dagny1331 wrote: Oh, it is going to be a loooong, but entertaining, week until the finale. X
smartguy24		#2929	[-]
Posts: 4179 (02/22/09 11:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	azcanadienne wrote: bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!! somebody at the Belfry just had the gall to refer to behavior at another board as "nutjob" Some of these bats are waiting on a "legit news source" to break what Reality Steve broke before they believe it. And jesus fucking christ...some of these loons take this show and their batshit FORT sleuthing way too damn seriously...again with the pictures thing: I'll say this again. In this day of cellphone/cameras why not any pictures of her at all. I can see nobody recognizing her and taking pictures of her prior to say Jan 15th (the show was just starting) but after that - someone would have taken a picture and posted it somewhere. Believe me with all the sleuthing going on - that picture would make its way to this board. rips eyeballs out Somebody needs to spell out "because nobody gives a flying fuck" in big bright letters for her.
croakrqueen		#2930	[-]
Posts: 299 (02/23/09 8:16 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh, these ones are hands down the best: "That's why I fully accept the Core Facts, but waste no words condemning Jason for those "facts" until I watch the journey. ... except that he acted like a sleaze ball with the girls in front of the cameras...and I hate the fact that he is a parent going through all this public character assassination ... which happens to EVERY bachelor ... so why did he do this show in the first place. It was selfish unless Ty is set financially for life as a result. " Unless it's just the same crazy posting over and over, I've seen a few posts now where they are just chalking all this up to the fact that Jason is just trying to provide a trust fund for Ty. They couldn't fathom that he would do such a thing, so it's for Ty's college!! hahaha. I can't wait until the show airs, just so I can read FORT at the same time.
albertjoseph		#2931	[-]
Posts: 177 (02/23/09 9:46 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jerry: Alright, we're back for the Fantasy Suite Date Night between Jason and Melissa. I guess this will be our last broadcast of the season, huh Kenny? Kenny: At least the last scheduled one. We keep getting hints about a Deanna return, so who knows. Jerry: Now that you mention it Kenny, we did receive that copy of Chubby Chasers #47 in our briefing material. Deanna was never thin, and she hasn't exactly been missing many meals since her season so . . Kenny: Uh, Jerry, actually that's not part of the briefing materials. I think you accidentally grabbed my suitcase off the baggage carousel. Jerry: Oh. My bad . . . . . Awwwwwkward. Anyway, here comes Melissa, and doesn't she look pretty? Kenny: She sure does. You know she flew in directly from Dallas for this Fantasy Date. Jerry: And that's the last "Big-D" she's going to see for a few days, haha. Kenny: Ha! Those small dick jokes never get old, do they? Jerry: And speaking of small, in Melissa's bio it says she actually had her breasts reduced. Kenny: Uh, that's clearly a typo. Looks like I'm gonna have to read the interns the riot act again . . . right after we're done here . . . back in my dressing room . . . Jerry: Whatever. Here comes Melissa. It looks like she means business, Kenny, she's already down to her thong. Kenny: Indeed. And what's that I see tatooed on her ass? Jerry: You know, Melissa was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. I bet Jerry Jones branded her. You know, he's like that. Kenny: Could be. Wait, hang on. No, that's not a double-J. Jerry, I think Melissa has tatooed the name "Ty" on her right buttocks, and Jason on her left. Jerry: Kudos for Mel for breaking out the big guns for the Fantasy Suite Night. Kenny: Hell Jerry, someone's gotta have big gun here. Jerry: You know Kenny, the chemistry between Jason and Melissa is obvious, but the big question mark has been whether she can deliver in the bedroom. Kenny: Well, Jerry, she did make the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad; she apparently gets alot of boyfriends, but only for awhile; she obviously didn't get those round lips from eating square meals; and she's managed to completely alienate her parents from wanting to have anything whatsoever to do with any endeavor with which she's involved, so, my Magic 8 Blue Balls say "all signs point to yes".
ohboy		#2932	[-]
Posts: 3791 (02/23/09 7:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	this isn't the deanna show? dammit... ok, back to read what i'm sure is another great post by albertjoseph....
Carboys Desire		#2933	[-]
Posts: 4978 (02/23/09 7:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No, not tonight.
Former Angel Gabriel		#2934	[-]
Posts: 4911 (02/23/09 7:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DeAnna is only on the very last episode.
ohboy		#2935	[-]
Posts: 3792 (02/23/09 7:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	y, just started the recording, and it finally got to the part saying it was the reunion show.... i want the promised meltdown....
azcanadienne		#2936	[-]
Posts: 2861 (02/23/09 7:36 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	she obviously didn't get those round lips from eating square meals Anything interesting happening with the Bitches Bark Back yet? If they do a poll of who they think will "win" (personally, all the bootees won if they escapted the clusterfuck of the finale), it'll be interesting to see who and how many pick Molly
cindidindi76		#2937	[-]
Posts: 15645 (02/23/09 7:39 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They haven't even had the bitches on yet, for fucks sake.
ohboy		#2938	[-]
Posts: 3793 (02/23/09 7:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i'm not up to the girls yet, still on the recap. he got razzed by chris pretty good over last week's showtime soft porn hot-tub scene...
Cammie		#2939	[-]
Posts: 520 (02/23/09 7:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I usually hate these recap shows but Charlie and Sarah were cute.
cindidindi76		#2940	[-]
Posts: 15647 (02/23/09 7:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ohboy wrote: i'm not up to the girls yet, still on the recap. he got razzed by chris pretty good over last week's showtime soft porn hot-tub scene... You wouldn't be up to the girls yet even if you weren't behind.

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