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Mrs Visalo		#1101	[-]
Posts: 2373 (12/27/08 4:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I just saw a video where Aunt Sandy gets on a scale. The verdict? 137.9 lbs. I think Aunt Sandy had a couple of bottles in her pockets. Last Edited By: Mrs Visalo 12/27/08 4:37 PM. Edited 1 times.
Albatross		#1102	[-]
Posts: 369 (12/29/08 10:14 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yesterday she had some fat woman from Texas showing Sandy how to make a rum cake. yep. Sandy kept saying "wow that smells great!" and "I'm going to have this as my new family favorite!" When the woman came out Sandy said she had kept her in the bar while she was waiting to come out. After the rum cake, Sandy says it's cocktail time! The woman says I can't wait or something like that. And when she makes the cocktail the woman is nowhere to be found. I guess Sandy got greedy at the last minute.
NeonTetra67		#1103	[-]
Posts: 5371 (12/29/08 1:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Albatross wrote: Yesterday she had some fat woman from Texas showing Sandy how to make a rum cake. yep. Sandy kept saying "wow that smells great!" and "I'm going to have this as my new family favorite!" When the woman came out Sandy said she had kept her in the bar while she was waiting to come out. After the rum cake, Sandy says it's cocktail time! The woman says I can't wait or something like that. And when she makes the cocktail the woman is nowhere to be found. I guess Sandy got greedy at the last minute. LOL yes I saw this episode also. And Sandy kept saying I can't wait for the rum cake but I don't think she ever tasted it. She probably can't wait for it to finish so she can move on to cocktail time.
Tigerjag		#1104	[-]
Posts: 2205 (12/29/08 1:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think that she's had cheek implants. Whatever work she's had done hasn't been good. I actually saw her make the snowman cake. It's even funnier when you see it on tv! But ewwww, I would never eat it!
BITTEREX		#1105	[-]
Posts: 28 (12/31/08 8:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And those cabbage rolls were total overkill....too many ingredients. AND a meatloaf seasoning packet. Fake assed cow.
lutiebascomb		#1106	[-]
Posts: 826 (01/03/09 1:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Old news I guess, but DAMN! http://www.slashfood.com/...ee-gets-her-own-magazine/
BITTEREX		#1107	[-]
Posts: 29 (01/03/09 1:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Those mags can collect dust for all I care!
Cousin Oliver		#1108	[-]
Posts: 3133 (01/20/09 3:07 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Have we talked about Aunt Sandy's gay best friend Jeffrey? She's making apple/brie quesidillas and ribs with him, and they're talking about going to brunch on Sunday, where it was ALL YOU CAN DRINK for $12. Not eat. Drink. That restaurant loses money any day she walks in.
BITTEREX		#1109	[-]
Posts: 30 (01/20/09 8:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cousin Oliver wrote: Have we talked about Aunt Sandy's gay best friend Jeffrey? She's making apple/brie quesidillas and ribs with him, and they're talking about going to brunch on Sunday, where it was ALL YOU CAN DRINK for $12. Not eat. Drink. That restaurant loses money any day she walks in. Those quesadillas looked gross to me - cream cheese, brie AND apples? Yuck. Her episodes continue to entertain and repel me at the same time.
Dolliac		#1110	[-]
Posts: 629 (01/20/09 11:14 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cousin Oliver wrote: Have we talked about Aunt Sandy's gay best friend Jeffrey? She's making apple/brie quesidillas and ribs with him, and they're talking about going to brunch on Sunday, where it was ALL YOU CAN DRINK for $12. Not eat. Drink. That restaurant loses money any day she walks in. Ina Garten's hunky gay >>>>>> Sandra's gay As ridiculous as she is, I actually have enjoyed Sandra's show in the past -- the problem now is that for the first 20 minutes of the episode she just mumbles about opening up cans of yams and cream corn and throwing them into a crock pot and doesn't really light up until cocktail time. If she's going to be as entertaining as she is when she's drunk she might as well just devote the whole half hour to mixing drinks with Brycer.
BITTEREX		#1111	[-]
Posts: 31 (01/24/09 6:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dolliac wrote: Cousin Oliver wrote: Have we talked about Aunt Sandy's gay best friend Jeffrey? She's making apple/brie quesidillas and ribs with him, and they're talking about going to brunch on Sunday, where it was ALL YOU CAN DRINK for $12. Not eat. Drink. That restaurant loses money any day she walks in. Ina Garten's hunky gay >>>>>> Sandra's gay As ridiculous as she is, I actually have enjoyed Sandra's show in the past -- the problem now is that for the first 20 minutes of the episode she just mumbles about opening up cans of yams and cream corn and throwing them into a crock pot and doesn't really light up until cocktail time. If she's going to be as entertaining as she is when she's drunk she might as well just devote the whole half hour to mixing drinks with Brycer. I love how she put Italian seasoning in her Thanksgiving stuffing. Nothing says Thanksgiving than dressing with canned cream corn and Italian seasoning. She's so fricking useless.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#1112	[-]
Posts: 20515 (01/28/09 3:22 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WTF was up with her "best lady friend's son" who made that chocolate kid's mix thing today? Was he deaf or just retarded? Then she brought in Brycer and talked to him like he was 2. That poor child!
NlGHTCRAWLER		#1113	[-]
Posts: 20517 (01/28/09 3:28 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Also, why does she use a cake mix in EVERYTHING?! I swear to God, I saw her put one in a meatloaf in one ep!!!
Millie Lammoreaux		#1114	[-]
Posts: 478 (01/28/09 5:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, I caught the Brycer and the other kids today. Aunt Sandy talks to them like they're idiots because she's always shitfaced and because she never procreated herself.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#1115	[-]
Posts: 20528 (01/29/09 2:09 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There's a video on YouTube where Ina Garten basically says that Sandra Lee is trashy because she does "tablescapes". She doesn't mention Aunt Sandy by name, but you KNOW that who she's talking about. Then she had a tablescape on her own show today. Conceited cowess!!!!
BITTEREX		#1116	[-]
Posts: 32 (02/01/09 9:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NlGHTCRAWLER wrote: There's a video on YouTube where Ina Garten basically says that Sandra Lee is trashy because she does "tablescapes". She doesn't mention Aunt Sandy by name, but you KNOW that who she's talking about. Then she had a tablescape on her own show today. Conceited cowess!!!! LMAO - I likey. Even like this, Ina has more class and panache in one of her farts than Sandy has in her whole boozed-out body.
Craptaculous		#1117	[-]
Posts: 535 (02/10/09 1:02 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I got nuttin'...just wanted to bump.
The Smoking Nun		#1118	[-]
Posts: 2221 (02/10/09 1:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NlGHTCRAWLER wrote: There's a video on YouTube where Ina Garten basically says that Sandra Lee is trashy because she does "tablescapes". She doesn't mention Aunt Sandy by name, but you KNOW that who she's talking about. Then she had a tablescape on her own show today. Conceited cowess!!!! I think the contessa washes her hair in bacon grease. It's always so oily looking, it makes me want to puke.
Ambient Nite		#1119	[-]
Posts: 845 (02/19/09 11:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NeonTetra67 wrote: Albatross wrote: Yesterday she had some fat woman from Texas showing Sandy how to make a rum cake. yep. Sandy kept saying "wow that smells great!" and "I'm going to have this as my new family favorite!" When the woman came out Sandy said she had kept her in the bar while she was waiting to come out. After the rum cake, Sandy says it's cocktail time! The woman says I can't wait or something like that. And when she makes the cocktail the woman is nowhere to be found. I guess Sandy got greedy at the last minute. LOL yes I saw this episode also. And Sandy kept saying I can't wait for the rum cake but I don't think she ever tasted it. She probably can't wait for it to finish so she can move on to cocktail time.
BITTEREX		#1120	[-]
Posts: 33 (02/20/09 6:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sandy's gonna be on twice this weekend - Sat. @ 930am and Sunday @ noon.

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