dont know if this has been posted...
sandies... wth
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bitch is crazy!�
sandies... wth
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bitch is crazy!�
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Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'
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Posts: 171 (12/12/08 12:34 AM) |
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BITTEREX |
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Posts: 19 (12/12/08 8:13 PM) |
She such a fucking drunk-assed clown.
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Cousin Oliver |
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Posts: 3060 (12/13/08 2:19 AM) Registered User |
DoYouHaveToes wrote:"Wow, honey. You really don't bake."
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angelinab |
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Posts: 359 (12/13/08 7:11 AM) |
Ok I just watched that cake vid that NT67 posted. I have some experience making tiered cakes. The cardboard rounds* are fine to use but you need supports in a cake that tall or the weight of it will make it implode on itself. Especially given how much friggin' icing she used. I bet those layers slip-slided all over the place when they tried to move it. Who wants cake with a 1" thick layer of frosting? ::gagI'm a cake decorator and belong to a few cake sites and they are INCENSED at the atrocity Sandra Lee came up with. It's true that cardboard rounds are used to seperate layers, however they need to be covered with plastic or foil. Otherwise the grease from the cake and frosting saturates the cardboard rendering it soggy and therefore unsupportive. Also, supports like dowels need to be placed in the cake vertically. That cake would've slid around and fallen apart before making it to the table. The amount of frosting she used in that vid gave me a cavity. She just slopped it on- except inbetween the layers where it was just a blob in the middle- wtf???? I don't get the point of that and it creates very uneven layers. And OK, she bought those cakes at a store? Store-bought cakes come already leveled, they wouldn't have been rounded at the top like that. The whole thing looked like a 5 year old made it. |
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BITTEREX |
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Posts: 20 (12/13/08 12:37 PM) |
I KNEW that cake was leaning....she makes me wanna punch her in the back as she runs away from the stones I throw at her.
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Posts: 2358 (12/14/08 9:49 AM) Registered user |
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Holiday Party
Sandra Lee is throwing a holiday party and she's got some fresh ideas to help transform your seasonal gathering into and unforgettable event! Sandra and some of her best friends and family are gathering to celebrate the season and help Sandra with her super simple recipes that will inspire everyone's holiday menu! Recipes in This Episode
Tuesday is Star of David cake, get this: 
DirectionsPlace cake, wide side down, on a serving platter. Fill hole in center of cake with marshmallows. Place frosting in a medium bowl. Stir food coloring, 1 drop at a time, into frosting until desired color is achieved. Spread frosting evenly over top and sides of cake to coat completely. Bend pearl strand into 2 Stars of David, leaving 2 inches of wire hanging down from bottom of each star. Place 1 Star of David inside and perpendicular to
second Star of David, creating a 3-D effect. Stand Stars of David atop cake. Drape another pearl strand around base of cake. Remove pearls before cutting and
serving.
DirectionsPlace cake, wide side down, on a serving platter. Place frosting in a large bowl. Stir food coloring, 1 drop at a time, into frosting until desired color is achieved. Spread frosting evenly over top and sides of cake to coat completely. Press coconut into frosting to resemble snow. Arrange candy leaves atop cake, or pipe green gel atop cake to resemble holly leaves. Arrange cinnamon candies atop cake, or pipe red gel atop cake to resemble holly berries. Variation: Marzipan can be used to make your own holly leaves. Place marzipan in a medium metal bowl. Using disposable gloves, knead food coloring, 1 drop at a time, into marzipan until desired color is achieved. Flatten marzipan piece, and then place between 2 sheets of plastic wrap. Using a rolling pin, roll out marzipan to 1/2-inch thickness. Using a small sharp knife or holly leaf-shaped cookie cutter, cut out leaves.
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Posts: 12098 (12/14/08 2:36 PM) mwah |
"Mmmmmmmm! It's goooood!" </Monica>
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BITTEREX |
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Posts: 21 (12/14/08 3:13 PM) |
Mrs Visalo wrote:Is it me or does this pic look like girlfriend wants to GAG on whatever she just put in her mouth?????? |
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Posts: 2416 (12/15/08 9:16 AM) |
OMG Aunt Sandy and DUFF make a cake together? That's fucking Sacrilege!
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Posts: 526 (12/15/08 9:57 AM) Registered User |
What in the freaking frack...?
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BITTEREX |
Her Holiday Special is on Right Now....... | ||
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Posts: 22 (12/15/08 7:22 PM) |
I hate it when she almost sucks me in. Ok, her turkey and mushroom appetizers didn't suck, but then she went and made her potato leek soup with those
vile-assed canned potatoes!!! Just used regular ones! Boil until tender, d-uh!!!???!!!!!! Or leftover mashed potatoes. This is when I want to chop her on
her turkey neck. She's so trifling at times, just trifling, can I jus' tell you?
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Posts: 2363 (12/16/08 4:51 AM) Registered user |
I couldn't catch her special, the kids wanted to watch a Christmas special, but I did catch Aunt Sandy helping her buddy make a cocktail.
It's on again: Saturday at 8am, Sunday at 2pm. 
Kwanzaa cake is on again today. 
Somebody actually made it !^^^^^ 
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Cousin Oliver |
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Posts: 3070 (12/16/08 8:41 AM) Registered User |
Mrs Visalo wrote:Ha! That is NOT the Kwanzaa cake, without the huge-ass candles in it! And popcorn? And big-time that Aunt Sandy has an
actual booze company partnership!
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Posts: 1278 (12/16/08 9:45 AM) |
I saw part of her Christmas special last night. the bitch actually made me want brussel sprouts. and I fucking HATE brussel sprouts.
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Posts: 12548 (12/16/08 10:25 AM) Registered user |
Well, she's got nice tits, if nothing else. Now, if she'd just stop cooking. |
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Posts: 2448 (12/16/08 2:25 PM) |
I saw her show last night last night too. Agreeance on the canned potatoes. Bigtime hate for pretty much all of the processed crap she uses. I love how the
house, her clothing, the set decorating, the guests' attire and even her kitchen pans and utencils all fit the theme. I had to watch most of the show on
mute since I cannot stand Aunt Sandy's cadence when she describes things.
Oh, and I just wanna gouge Kimber's eyes out with an olive fork. |
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Posts: 5354 (12/16/08 4:57 PM) Registered user |
Mrs Visalo wrote: x infinity
What the fuck? Popcorn and pumpkin seeds still inside the shell? LMAO!!! |
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Pencake |
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Posts: 12116 (12/16/08 5:52 PM) mwah |
OMG!
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Posts: 23 (12/16/08 6:20 PM) |
Cleofuss wrote:I wanted to throttle Kimber too, for that stoooopid idea of baking cupcakes in coffee mugs. Could that have been more asinine? Well, it was Sandy's show, so I guess it could have but, damn, how is someone supposed to get the cupcakes outta the cup without damaging them, not to mention getting Cool Whip all over the place??? If more people would just pay closer attention to her bag of tricks, they'd find out that the Empress of Emptiness has NO CLOTHES!!!!!!!!! |
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Posts: 3843 (12/16/08 6:25 PM) MESS member |
Don't forget to notice the corn nutsm on the kwanzaa horro as well
Aunt Sandy has really changed it up ! LOLOLOLOL |
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