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indiekid26	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#21	[-]
Posts: 6004 (12/14/06 1:36 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SHE SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AlexDSSF	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#22	[-]
Posts: 946 (12/14/06 4:01 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You know what's even worse than her crappy food? In her directions, she says shit like, "I WANT YOU TO..." and "YOU'RE GOING TO..." and variations thereof, like if we were to screw up, she would put a hit on us.
About Breaking the Rules	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#23	[-]
Posts: 3803 (12/14/06 10:22 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* In her directions, she says shit like, "I WANT YOU TO..." and "YOU'RE GOING TO..." and variations thereof, like if we were to screw up, she would put a hit on us. Makes you wonder how she managed to get so far.
sketchyone	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#24	[-]
Posts: 1481 (12/14/06 11:54 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ha! I remember when Martha was about to go into the slammer and some show had this turd on positioning her as the next Madame Stewart. HAHAHA! She's sooooo Holly Hobby-esque or something. She reminds me of one of those sterile, prissy, always dressed in pink, maticulously-coiffed girls in grade school (who never shared her crayons) that you'd always hurl spit bombs at and fling mud on... I also HATE and get creeped out when she looks in the camera and gives a snarky smile when she thinks she's doing something really clever. "Nowwwww, I'm just going to put this Ramen Noodle seasoning packet in herrrrre..."
chill your lost	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#25	[-]
Posts: 1289 (12/14/06 2:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Two Words: Gordon Elliott (The guy who did Door Knock Dinners, years ago). He produces her show. I seriously think he is banging her and that is what caused her divorce. *Quote:* Makes you wonder how she managed to get so far.
RobeyT	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#26	[-]
Posts: 1950 (12/14/06 2:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* I also HATE and get creeped out when she looks in the camera and gives a snarky smile when she thinks she's doing something really clever. "Nowwwww, I'm just going to put this Ramen Noodle seasoning packet in herrrrre..." Another cweepy thing she does is when she is tasting her food. Most people take a small bit, look at the camera & "MMMMMMMmmmm" (long, drawn out "M"). Sandra always spoons her food, stares & does a series of short "Mmph...mmfph". She sounds like she got a ball-in-mouth gagger or is struggling against some ropes.
Wuming Shi	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#27	[-]
Posts: 6863 (01/22/07 10:17 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	bump
PAPAYOKE	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#28	[-]
Posts: 21626 (01/22/07 10:21 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm still trippin' out over Kwanzaa Cake.
shadycat	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#29	[-]
Posts: 749 (01/22/07 11:38 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The way she enunciates everything is weird too. "NOW, I want you to put this ON-to the cookie sheet and IN-to the oven..." She is always randomly giggling during the show too. (One too many of her cocktails!) Last week there was some kind of Girls' Cocktail Party show where she made three, count em, three kocktails, including a Bloody Mary that had a 2:1 ratio of vodka:tomato juice and then she said it was too weak.
NeonTetra67	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#30	[-]
Posts: 5788 (01/22/07 11:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why have I not seen this thread before?!? Bitch really do need to lay off on the cocktails and make some real food. Last month, they did Holiday cooking with the stars; all the Food network Stars were assigned different entrees/dessert and they all end up eating at a lavish feast of all their recipes. It was Mandra Lee's turn to make something while another Food Network Star was assisting her. "To make my delicious semi home made Meat loaf, I take 8 packets of Knorr Seasoning, steal 12 meatballs from Giada De Laurentii's Spaghetti and Meatballs dish, mash it all together into this nice container, and add a dash Lowry's Lemon Pepper sesoning on top before putting it in the oven."
KrzyM0mmy	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#31	[-]
Posts: 135 (01/22/07 7:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I almost lost it with the beer-margaritas
Pencake	Re: Sandra Lee - putting the 'ho' in 'Semi-Homemade'	#32	[-]
Posts: 12908 (02/10/07 2:06 PM) mwah Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	She had a French theme ep last week with her most difficult recipe yet... An already made pound cake... Peaches in syrup... And instant custard... A retarded goat could make that.
mikejuno1	sandra lee	#33	[-]
Posts: 952 (02/10/07 3:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There is so little that is likeable with this woman. She is just pretentious and untalented. I think I watch more to see how she changes her kitchen and sometimes I like her tablescapes. Her niece and nephew get schleeped out everytime she wants to seem sweet. And has she not heard of a SUPPORT BRA???
Cousin Oliver	Re: sandra lee	#34	[-]
Posts: 3709 (02/11/07 5:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hate Anthony Bourdain with a passion, but here's what he had to say about Sandra in a blog entry: blog.ruhlman.com/2007/02/...ging_.html *Quote:* SANDRA LEE: Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped. Her death-dealing can-opening ways will cut a swath of destruction through the world if not contained. I would likely be arrested if I suggested on television that any children watching should promptly go to a wooded area with a gun and harm themselves. Whats the difference between that and Sandra suggesting we fill our mouths with Ritz Crackers, jam a can of Cheez Wiz in after and press hard? None that I can see. This is simply irresponsible programming. Its only possible use might be as a psychological warfare strategy against the resurgent Taliban--or dangerous insurgent groups. A large-racked blonde repeatedly urging Afghans and angry Iraqis to stuff themseles with fatty, processed American foods might be just the weapon we need to win the war on terror.
globetrekker	Is it just me?	#35	[-]
Posts: 6 (02/12/07 2:18 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is it just me or does she look just like Jolie Richardson (Julia) on nip/tuck? But with crazier eyes...
hersavvyness	Re: Is it just me?	#36	[-]
Posts: 5018 (02/12/07 10:11 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was looking at some of her recipes on the Food Network website...t of the reviewers hate her and her crappy food.
Daisy Violetta	Re: Is it just me?	#37	[-]
Posts: 99 (02/12/07 1:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I love the episodes when she is making something special for "the kiddies". She is everso careful to limit the sugars and fats, but then makes sure they end their meal with a "kiddie cocktail". Guess it's way better to be an alchoholic than a fattie. And count how many times in each episode she describes the food as "wonderful". Sounds like the makings of a Simply Homemade drinking game!
Pencake	Re: Is it just me?	#38	[-]
Posts: 12908 (02/12/07 2:49 PM) mwah Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* Guess it's way better to be an alchoholic than a fattie. !!!!!!!!
NiceToAnimals	Re: Is it just me?	#39	[-]
Posts: 12550 (02/12/07 4:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I watched this today for the first time in awhile. She never used to bother me much, but she was annoying the shit out of me today. It was a lemon theme, so the kitchen was decorated in neon yellow. She kept saying "super simple" and "it.is.so.delicious" over and over again. And her ginormous breasts are very distracting. Instead of concentrating on her recipes, I just keep wondering if they're real.
Strawman10	Re: Is it just me?	#40	[-]
Posts: 562 (02/13/07 12:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think her tits are semi-homemade too.

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