What will TLC come up with next?

"Premiering December 21st on TLC is Little Chocolatiers, a one-hour special featuring Steve Hatch and Katie Masterson (little people), the husband and wife team behind Salt Lake City's Hatch Family Chocolates. During the premiere, "not only need to produce 600 chocolate dice for a casino night party -- they're asked to build a life-sized, all chocolate flower garden for a couple's fifth anniversary, but wonder how to complete a project that's bigger than they are. Then disaster is imminent when the air conditioner in their shop goes down... And then! Little Chocolatiers continues as a six-part series in 2010. Maybe The Soup was on to something when they envisioned "Fertile Little Tattooed Pageant Parents Who Enjoy Baking."