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Aunt Pappy wrote:

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Damn you.

Okay, Aunt Pappy, so you didn't like my first one.

What about these? (This should answer Professor Prude's joke.)

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes. A building can't jump at all.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?


It was the chicken's day off.
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What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?


The TurKey.
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What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, Hubble, Hubble

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How do you send a turkey through the mail?

Bird class mail

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What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?

If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy.

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How can you make a turkey float?

You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey