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Let the starving children eat the already-dead adults.

We save time and energy digging graves. We save valuable space so we can bury things that really matter, like old CRT monitors. We encourage familial bonding: eating your Grammy gives YOU her magic powers. Poorer countries would likely barbecue outside: fresh air and fun-in-the-sun. Leftover bones have always made excellent tools for pounding fibrous roots into an edible paste. Skins can be cooked crisp or removed and fashioned into clothing so we can stop sending our used t-shirts to Africa. Imagine a warm hat or scarf knitted from Aunt Matanganaka's hair. What a tribute to her life, to wear her hair in colder months!

All this shit about recycling soda bottles and aluminum cans.

If we want to save the world for REAL, we need to get the most out of our dead.