When showering the other day, I put a bigger than normal blob of Axe shower gel on my sponge to wash my ass with.
The feeling I got was very soothing, so I do it all the time now.
Does this make me gay?
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 Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 28447 (11/16/09 5:50 PM) put Angel in the corner
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Axe shower gel?
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Riliss |
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Posts: 6223 (11/16/09 5:51 PM) Ugly on the inside |
Or a virgin.
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 21614 (11/16/09 5:51 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
omc you bred yourself with axe soap!
GAE. |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 45375 (11/16/09 5:55 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Trixie Delight wrote: If it wasn;t made in the 1940's HorFraus don't like it. |
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robbiefan |
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Posts: 6253 (11/16/09 5:56 PM) Registered user |
Did yuou get excited from it?
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James |
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Posts: 603 (11/16/09 5:57 PM) |
omc. i do the same thing.
GAE |
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WiscBadger95 |
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Posts: 15758 (11/16/09 6:00 PM) Registered user |
Hetero Axe Man wrote:Sounds like you have hemorrhoids. |
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Hetero Axe Man |
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Posts: 2 (11/16/09 6:00 PM) |
robbiefan wrote: Not really, just soothed, but I have been scratching my ass quite a bit recently. I must have worms. |
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 21615 (11/16/09 6:01 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 6038 (11/16/09 6:01 PM) Registered User |
I dont know about being gay, but this thread makes you retarded. |
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 9211 (11/16/09 6:02 PM) Gay Canookian |
yes, it makes you a total faggot.
what you need to do now is go out and find a guy that will stick his cock into your ass. run along, now. |
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 21618 (11/16/09 6:04 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
hai, visa! you got any axe shampoo?
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 9212 (11/16/09 6:05 PM) Gay Canookian |
Visa has a life time supply of Crisco.
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 21619 (11/16/09 6:06 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
visa, you wanna fry somethin'?
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 9213 (11/16/09 6:08 PM) Gay Canookian |
make sure you take some gloves, Vegaz.
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 21620 (11/16/09 6:09 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
yeah?
hmmmm. |
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 6039 (11/16/09 6:14 PM) Registered User |
bluesboi wrote: I am not going to lie, Ive used Crisco in a pinch but there are so many household items that are better alternatives though. hai vegass |
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Posts: 1340 (11/16/09 6:16 PM) |
If you're gonna use that kind of assistance, do it right.
I'm talkin' the industrial sized bottle on the left there. |
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 21622 (11/16/09 6:19 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
Visa Declined wrote:hai. Citizen Postal wrote:ohMYc. what is that, ceepee? |
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 6040 (11/16/09 6:20 PM) Registered User |
You mexies dont need that stuff to masterbate because you have a cheesy foreskin.
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