Do You ,
A: Push it away and yell " Check please ! "
B: Stare at it in disbelief.
C: Try to ignore it and keep talking
D: RUN!
or 5: Grab it and suck on it like theres no tomorrow while slapping against your face some more.
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LoudyPants |
So say you're sitting in a nice restaurant and .... |
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Someone comes up takes out their dick and slaps it in your face ...
Do You , A: Push it away and yell " Check please ! " B: Stare at it in disbelief. C: Try to ignore it and keep talking D: RUN! or 5: Grab it and suck on it like theres no tomorrow while slapping against your face some more. |
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JasonSiskaLulz |
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Z. take the hint when i get post-restricted
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maadx |
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LoudyPants |
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LoudyPants |
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wait ... I wasnt post restricted you guys !
what did I do wrong ? Im just trying to make a funny thread for ya'll I always liked u two ..well fuck ya both ! |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Look y'all, you hurt it's feelings.
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Mrpoopypants |
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yeah .. Im very sensitive :)
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castratos the glorious |
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Well, if it's the type of fine dining establishment that requires reservations months in advance I'd probably complain in writing afterwards, and use a
nom de plume so I wouldn't be blacklisted in case I wanted to go back.
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Vegazguy |
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LoudyPants wrote:it was just a joke! |
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Mrpoopypants |
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well my mom didnt think it was funny!
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Vegazguy |
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she wasn't saying that later when she asked me to do it again.
lol. |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Thats a lie ! oh you are a slanderer !
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ImCrushingYourHead |
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Can we get back to the dick-slappin'?
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AlreadyFuzzy |
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That only happens to me at home. I usually go with C and finish what I was saying and then move on to 5.
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appaloosa 56 |
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Stab it with the dick fork (it's the one on the far left), and wait for the salad and breadsticks.
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CatNamedRudy |
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Wait, who is this dick attached to? Because my answer definitely depends on that.
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star jumper |
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LoudyPants wrote: [The Miz] REALLY? [/The Miz] |
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Baby Jesus Jr |
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Vegazguy wrote:Raping again, eh Beaner??? |
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Sues Corner |
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I prefer restaurants where we can eat our own young.
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Aunt Pappy |
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dick fork
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one time post |
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another alcohol laced thread
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