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LoudyPants |
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I got something salty for ya
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Eagles V Frodo Mt Doom |
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Onno wrote: who is MJ? |
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Citizen Postal |
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I find it difficult to accept that TWO THIRDS of shopping carts have ECOLI. Germs of any kind, sure. Where does the E coli come from?Yer mom. |
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blondemss |
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Cleofuss wrote:lysol/clorox wipes are my bestest friend EVER. i picked up both my zoloft (ocd) and about fifteen tubs of the wipes (bogo!). my pharmisist just looked at me and lol'ed |
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Citizen Postal |
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i picked up both my zoloft (ocd) and about fifteen tubs of the wipesOh man would I like to meet YOU! |
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Antithesys |
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Being a huge germophobe has been great the last few months because everyone's a little germophobic because of swine flu, so they don't look at you
weird and even turn to you for advice.
I felt a little brave today so I touched the shopping cart with my bare hands. I washed when I got home but reading this I now believe the groceries I bought, including the soda bottle I'm currently drinking, and now the mouse and keyboard, are contaminated with who knows what, so at some point I have to do a total wipe down. |
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blondemss |
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total wipe down ain't gonna help the fecal matter.
heh. |
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Antithesys |
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Was that a wiping joke or are you saying my Target brand anti-bacterial wipes don't kill bacteria?
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blondemss |
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i'm saying there's prolly fecal matter somewhere on your hands from having touched the cart handle.
or on your vegies. whatever makes you actually twitch |
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Citizen Postal |
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It's all over everything now. You're screwed. Burn everything you've touched since then and buy new, clean stuff.
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MyPetGoat |
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HOW THE FUCK DOES FECAL MATTER GET ALL OVER EVERYTHING? WHAT KIND OF SPLATTERING SHITTERS ARE THERE IN THE WORLD RUNNING RAMPANT?????
::sob |
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star jumper |
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We all gotta go sometime, so why delay it?
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blondemss |
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so.much.fun
just so much. hey, want i should bump the thread w/the pooping in the store lady? |
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PennyMontana |
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blondemss wrote:14 or 16 tubs. if it was 15 and it was bogo you screwed yourself out of one. Jus sayin |
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Citizen Postal |
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so.much.funDO IT! Full court press! |
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blondemss |
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i shorted my post. they were bogo of one and half off the other. i'm not fond of even numbers so it was PERFECT
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Antithesys |
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i'm saying there's prolly fecal matter somewhere on your hands from having touched the cart handle. Well here's the sequence of events I touch the cart. Now I'm dirty. I select my items. Now the items are dirty (if they weren't already). I get home (contaminating things like my keys, the steering wheel, the movies I rented, etc) and wash my hands. My hands are now clean (I know how to properly wash my hands). I open a bottle of soda that I bought at the store. The soda bottle was dirty, so now once again my hands are dirty. I touch several items such as the mouse, the keyboard, and the tv remote. All of these items are now dirty. So what I have to do now is get out the wipes and scrub down all of these items, including the soda, then wash my hands again. |
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Antithesys |
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if it was 15 and it was bogo you screwed yourself out of one. If she's OCD then maybe she has to get 15. |
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blondemss |
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i do love you soe anti :)
ps: that soda you consumed? probably contaminated. it's really close to where you opened it. |
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Antithesys |
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My lips never touch any point of the bottle that was exposed. If I'm just drinking at home, I take the cap off and set it down and just let the bottle sit
open, because if I put the cap back on I may brush the rim against the rim of the bottle and all bets are off.
When I think of the word "contaminated" I generally think of realistic scenarios (though they may be unlikely) in which an object could actually be sprouting harmful germs. I don't consider the entire object contaminated, just the parts I touched if my hands were contaminated. The top of the bottle that I'm drinking from is not contaminated because it never came into contact with anything that was. BTW I don't touch my face at all, I was able to break that habit very easily. I push my glasses up with my arm and ignore itches unless they're unbearable in which case I take my glasses off and scratch with the earpiece (I consider my glasses to be constantly contaminated which is fine). |
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