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seaguy |
Re: Jessica Sheppard and her crazy mom | ||
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Should have easily made it past Christine. But yeah, I suppose it was worth it to see that psycho mom's meltdown.
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roadblocker |
Re: Jessica Sheppard and her crazy mom | ||
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Jessica's mom is this year's 'fetus moment' - the memorable non-contestant.
They should invite Jessica back every week and have her get cut again and again in the presence of her mother. |
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Keitspid |
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Ben: Jessica, you have been brought here along with this random girl to determine which of you will be replacing (name) in the Top 22! Jessica's Mom: *gasps* Ben: And...Jessica, you're going home again. Jessica's Mom: *vomits* And I could see variations of this scene repeating every week. It would be FANTASTIC. |
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phnxflmzzz |
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She deserved to be in that T22 100%.
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roadblocker |
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Ben: "She did not make the Top 22 but we're bringing her out anyway for shits and giggles! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jessica Sheppard!" Audience: "WOOOO!" Jessica: "Oh my God! Are you finally putting me through? PLEASE PUT ME THROUGH! PLEEEEEEEASE! I BEG OF YOU!" Jessica's Mom: *sobs uncontrollably* Ben: "I'm sorry.... you're still not going to make Top 10." Jessica: "MOTHERFU-" Jessica's Mom: "OH MY GOD! NOT AGAIN!" *runs away and pukes off stage* Christine: *giggles* |
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love like a bomb |
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BEN: Unfortunately, Naomi-Joy had to back out of the final two for personal reasons. Let's bring out Jessica Shepard!
AUDIENCE: *cheering because they were told to* JESSICA: Yes, I'm going through! BEN: Sorry, but the judges decided, and you're not going through. (Jessica's Mom disappears) BEN: What do the judges have to say about it? FARLEY: You're, um, original? ZACH: Oiii'm confyewwwwsed. JAKE: Why are you here? Why am I here? When's lunch? SASS: Look at my boobies. (Jessica's mom comes back with a lighter and kerosene-soaked doilies) JESSICA'S CRAZY MOM: I'm TORCHING THIS PLACE! (But first, I have to throw up...) BEN: Since Tyler Mullendore is the only one left standing, he wins! Goodnight everybody, and HOLY FUCKING CRAP, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (Credits roll while studio combusts) |
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lemonhead1 |
I can't believe... | ||
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Her mom had such a scary, visceral reaction like that. You would think scary stage mom was the one trying out, not her daughter. To think we picked on DiBot's and KatPee's moms.
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Tony48 |
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I'm watching right now.
Jessica is INCREDIBLE. |
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kidcut |
Re: I can't believe... | ||
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jess is an amazing person. all throughout high school she'd bend over backwards to be nice to everyone.
am i not the only one who thinks the judges arent the ones pulling the strings this season, and the top 24 was chosen by the producers? what they said to her was something along the lines of "you can sing anything we throw at you... but we're gonna pick christine" even if christine was better than her, what the hell is up with carly and montana making it over jess? this season is retarded |
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love like a bomb |
Re: I can't believe... | ||
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Not to mention Naomi-Joy making it over Ben despite her crappy-ass final solo.
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Tony48 |
Re: I can't believe... | ||
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Wow...I just got SUPER spoiled.
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love like a bomb |
Re: I can't believe... | ||
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Don't read Sucks and watch at the same time then.
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Heathermelody |
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First.
Have you ever been so nervous you felt sick to your stomach. I have when I got married or when I went on my first date. Or the first time I pitch my first baseball game. Well jessica mom was so nervous for her daughter thats how she was feeling all week. And haveing camera's in your face tapping all week. Then when you watch the show they have sliced and spliced it to show it the way they wanted all the country to see. Oh Ya were anyone of you there to know if she got sick. It might have looked that way. She was just so up set for her daughter. Second Did you see when jessica came out she put her hand up to stop her family from hugging her so she wouldn't start crying like crazy. Third Why didn't we see her duet. I heard they nailed it and they were really impressed but didn't show it. I guess if they did it would have really looked worse when they didn't pick her for the top 22 Four I hope she is the one coming back. NO none of her family knows she isn't allowed to say any thing to anyone. None of them were aloud to say anything about who made it or not. They want everything to be hush hush till they tell the world. But I hope she gets too come back but we still don't know if it a boy or a girl. |
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lemonhead1 |
hmmmmm | ||
Quote: Im sad to say I don't have a "stumic". |
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kidcut |
Re: hmmmmm | ||
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this is fucking bullshit (jess not getting the vacant spot)
bullshit. im not watching this season either, fucking cuntass producers |
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roadblocker |
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Wow. Completely forgot about this thread and the psycho mom. BUMP
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roadblocker |
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SHE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Puking Mom LOVE <3 |
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Mai4 |
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suckshardcore |
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Fuck Jessica Sheppard!
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roadblocker |
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JESSICAOWNAGE IS BACK IN A BIG WAY!
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