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Baby Please |
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naw, ASP. There is a 10 page thread somehow around here about that toe ring...
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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I SWEAR it was the deformed foot above you beep!! And a thimble cookie!! You know, you push your thumb in the middle of the cookie dough and fill it with jelly. We'll serve it at our bakery, weej. |
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OuijaBroad |
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Oh, I know what you're talking about now. But I'm all about the fondant, you know that.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Well, look... I'll be honest. Women's toes I don't understand very well.
You can't look at them and get any idea what their penis is like based on the size and shape of the toes. I'm not really sure why women have toes in the first place if you can't correlate them to cock-size. But I'm OK with Beep's toes. They are decent toes. Ladybugs and dragonflies occupy a special place in my life. Lots of reasons, but none that any of you deserve to know. A few weeks ago I found a ladybug clinging to my truck at around midnight. She was all cold and sluggish so I put her in a cup and brought her inside. She revived in the warmth ten minutes later and started to fly around, a little miracle with pretty spots. Alas, I think the cat ate her during the night while I slumbered. I don't like that cat. Never have. She's not my kind of pussy. Bad attitude. Fair's fair. Here's more toes. Posted before, but always worth another visit.
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hollybear141414 |
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are you part Hobbit?
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SonOfAbraxas |
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(oh goodie, the skankiest of them all showed up - I'm gonna get laid, for sure!)
Hi, holly. You're lookin' awfully awf... great today. Is that a new blouse? |
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OuijaBroad |
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Holly, SOA just called you skankier than blondie. You gonna take that?
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SurvivorArctic |
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RUN HOLLY! THIS is what is coming for you:
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blondemss |
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OuijaBroad wrote: yah hol... hey |
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bubbs72 |
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SOA isn't the one winning over the ladies, it is Scruffy.
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Beefcake |
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Back off, SOA! Hollybear is MY skank!
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LaurenTheLush |
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EEEEEEK at the fucking beast bunny.
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James |
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Posts: 436 (10/14/09 4:34 PM) |
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TequilaVaquero |
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I like Scruffy's love letters. I would like to write one to the whor....ladies of OT.
I'd buy you whatever shot is on special that night at the bar (but wouldn't take one myself) then I'd drive your happy ass to Taco Bell and let you order one maybe two things off the dollar menu, depending how big your tits are. Then you're totally going to suck this dick. A lot. |
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SonOfAbraxas |
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I finally looked at Quija's karaoke and dancing videos. Damn, you're fine, bitch! <333
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SonOfAbraxas |
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PS: I forgot to add:
You're totally going to suck this dick. A lot. PPS: Am I finally getting the hang of it, Scruffy? |
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blondemss |
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no. so much no in this thread.
pft taco bell. bitch plz ps: soa. no. |
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TequilaVaquero |
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I'll get you Taco Bell and you'll like it!
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SonOfAbraxas |
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I'LL TAKE SOME TACO BELL, PLZ! <333
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TequilaVaquero |
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None for you fatty!
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