If establishments put up such signs, I would most certainly comply. The establishments who don't want you smoking near the door, have simply taken away ash
cans period. That pisses me off. At least put one at the end of a sidewalk or I'm going to throw my butt in the parking lot like everyone else as I
approach your door and you can pay some lackey to sweep them up.
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 26692 (10/05/09 3:08 PM) Registered user |
Pap, you would do that b/c you got C-lass, hear me? I got a better idea. I would create a sky pit for smokers. this way they could get free exercise to boot,
cuz I want them to be frequent patrons.
Oh and cute avatar. I should roll out mine. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 10914 (10/05/09 3:14 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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They have public ashtrays outside of here and you can see the homeless rooting through them for choice butts just about any time of day.
I've put full ones in there loaded with matchsticks before. They think "JACKPOT!!" but not for long. |
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blondemss |
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Posts: 1700 (10/05/09 3:17 PM) Guttersnipe |
i'm a super polite smoker. i go out back of the building i work in and move away from the door. like, pretty far away. anyone that comes out that door and
gives the polite cough is going to get a cigarette flicked at them. that's bullshit right there.
also, if i'm at a bar i'm smoking out front. like, right out front. i can't be trusted to not wander off. just be happy i've got my clothes on. |
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 26694 (10/05/09 3:28 PM) Registered user |
That sounds like a plan. I will promise to pop a mint in my mouth(I love onions) at the first sign of a cough too.
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GameShowMyAss |
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Posts: 5125 (10/05/09 3:46 PM) Registered user |
Am I supposed to tip tow truck drivers? |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 20387 (10/05/09 4:21 PM) Registered user |
The whole gathering in front of the door argument is pointless. Even if smokers respected the 25 feet law, they would still clusterfuck somwhere where
non-smokers walk by.
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 26696 (10/05/09 4:35 PM) Registered user |
Wrong-O
When I smoked I didn't plant myself right smack by the damn door where people who didn't smoke pass through. |
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GameShowMyAss |
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Posts: 5127 (10/05/09 4:42 PM) Registered user |
People should turn off their cars at stop lights for you, too. Some dumb bitch on the news left her car running in her townhouse garage, and poisoned her neighbors last week. They didn't even charge her with anything. I bet she smokes by the door. |
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 26697 (10/05/09 4:52 PM) Registered user |
FUCKING DUMB BITCH. I bet she has them zebra stripes on her fucking toes.
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GameShowMyAss |
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Posts: 5128 (10/05/09 4:59 PM) Registered user |
Why are you so ANGRY. Did the barrel unionize or something? |
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MajorTom |
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Posts: 1077 (10/05/09 5:02 PM) |
I thought this thread was going to be about smoking during sex...
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 8513 (10/05/09 5:06 PM) Gay Canookian |
I have to hide behind a fucking dumpster, when I'm done I basically have to have a shower to get any lingering smell off of me.
Goddam asmathics. |
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 20353 (10/05/09 6:11 PM) |
Screw the asthmatics. That's not YOUR problem.
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