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Placenta Teddy Anyone? |
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Posts: 13302 (10/05/09 1:52 PM) Registered user |
Watch out, Build a Bear ... there's a new teddy in town. 
First, we told you about the mom who ate her placenta. Now new moms have another option: making a
teddy Alex Green's "Twin Teddy Kit" enables
preparation of the placenta so it may be transformed into a teddy bear. The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea Wow ... we're speechless. What do YOU think? |
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Posts: 19304 (10/05/09 1:55 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
placentae are vomit inducing anyway. That just makes them even more disgusting.
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Posts: 130 (10/05/09 1:56 PM) |
Nice Afterbearth.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 10702 (10/05/09 2:03 PM) Registered User |
Handicrafts using the raw materials from a hysterectomy are even more cuddly. You can make an entire forest full of critters from a uterus and fallopian tubes
and the ovaries can be fashioned into adorable birdies!
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Posts: 26673 (10/05/09 2:03 PM) Registered user |
FiveMorePeople wrote: |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 10405 (10/05/09 2:19 PM) Registered user |
ScruffyGuy wrote: Very true. With big-ass ovarian cysts there's no limit to the possibilities. |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 10705 (10/05/09 2:27 PM) Registered User |
Wow!
I forgot all about the cysts. That changes everything. It makes me think, too -- just imagine what you can do with benign tumors! I bet they transform easily into owls and bunny rabbits. The malignant ones are just sad. Those we should throw away. |
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mangorita |
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Posts: 1977 (10/05/09 2:29 PM) Registered user |
Yay! At long last, something to do during those endless hours of maternity leave. Thank you, freaky placenta people!!
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 22900 (10/05/09 2:46 PM) super badass |
I really feared this thread was about some new lingerie trend.
I'm feeling much better now. |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 10406 (10/05/09 2:54 PM) Registered user |
At least that kind of placenta teddy would be edible.
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 4417 (10/05/09 3:45 PM) |
squashthebeef wrote: ME TOO SQUASHTHEB**F, ME TOO!!! So we can be life-long friends now, amirite??? |
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Posts: 15533 (10/05/09 4:57 PM) Registered user |
Ick. Just ick.
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