I think I might be the only person who both watches True Blood and opens�Clubs�more than once a month, so I'll probably wrap this up quickly.�The writeups will be completely spoilerrific. Anyway...
Oh, also. The avatar may or may not be a spoiler.
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In Which I Rank 36 True Blood Characters, and do bad things to you |
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So, season 2 of the best tv drama not entitled Lost just ended, and I am already in t.ears about the 9 month wait for season three. In order to better ease
into the offseason I figured I could do a short ranking of the characters. I included every member of the main cast as well as every significant recurring
role, then threw in all the random characters that I have any opinion on whatsoever. So, sorry, but there's no Mike Spencer up in here.
I think I might be the only person who both watches True Blood and opens�Clubs�more than once a month, so I'll probably wrap this up quickly.�The writeups will be completely spoilerrific. Anyway... Oh, also. The avatar may or may not be a spoiler.
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I have no favos but the queen for dead last
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Terry/Pam/Andy/Hoyt/Jessica ftw <3 Bill/Sookie/Sam ftl </3 |
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36. "Eggs" Benedict Talley
oops wrong pic
Ugh, seriously. I had high hopes for him at the end of season 1. A�drifter with a dark past who Tara is attracted to, with unknown ties to the mysterious Maryann? Sounds really interesting! Except, not. His "romance" with Tara may just be the most boring relationship of all time and does serious damage to her character in the process. To ask the audience to believe that she's more than willing to put her own life in danger to rescue him is pathetic. It doesn't help matters that Mehcad Brooks is an awful actor. And what of his mysterious past? Well, we never really get it. How he met up with Maryann in the first place is never explained. This wouldn't really bother me if it weren't for the fact that they kept teasing us with it. The scene where he leads Tara to the creepy cult circle in the woods was the only time where I felt we were getting somewhere with him, but then they just drove back to Bon Temps :/ Anyway, I thank the lord that he got his brains blown out in the season finale, but even THAT was unsatisfying. I guess they needed something for Jason to be sad about next season, but the whole leadup to that scene was incredibly forced and felt totally artificial. Whatever, I'm�just glad he's gone. 35. Rene Lenier
Who better to follow the season 2 serial killer than the season 1 serial killer? The reveal that Rene was the big baddy of season 1 was actually well done. He was just present enough throughout that you never really suspected him, yet it didn't feel like some cheat nonentity character either. I hate him though for killing a bunch of people who own way more than he does. I mean, his whole modus operandi is killing women who sleep with vampires, and half of the people he killed in Bon Temps don't even fit the criteria. :retard: Omg though, the uber dramatic shot of Arlene finding the "Cajun accent for actors" cassette tape is beyond unintentionally hilarious. NOT CAJUN DIALECT FOR ACTORS!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT 34. Lorena ![]() ![]()
Why don't I like Lorena? I honestly don't know. As I said in the OSTS thread, I. Love. Crazy. Bitches. Love them. But I don't love Lorena. She's even extremely reminiscent of one of my favorite television characters of all time, Drusilla. Actually, maybe that's part of why I don't like her. This bitch ain't no Drusilla. Partly, it's just that her whole storyline this season was stalling Bill, which was boring as hell. O noes, she won't let Bill leave the hotel room! She annoyed the hell out of me both in her brief flashback appearance in season 1 and her stop by in Dallas during season 2. I'm sure she'll be back, and I hope I find her less grating when she shows up next. But I'm not counting on it. |
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I don't care for any of them.
Bill and Sookie need to gtfo tho I hate them. Eric, Pam, Jessica, Jason, Arlene, Sarah and Queen Sophie Ann for top ten. LAFAYETTE FTW. |
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Eggs & Rene hatred and I also feel like I should love Lorena but for some reason I just don't.
Lafayette, Eric, Pam, and Jessica <33 |
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<3 for putting Eggs dead last. THANK YOU!
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kk, that took care of everyone I actively dislike ^_^
BRING ON A MOR SLAUGHTER 33. Daphne Landry
The 3rd doomed "new girl" at Merlotte's, and my least favorite. I actually really liked Daphne at first. Potential LOVE was developing. Then we find out not only that she's tied to Maryann, but she's a shifter too! I was bummed when she basically morfed into just a boring mustache-twirling villain though, and then in "Release Me" she literally transforms into an exposition robot, explaining everything about Maryann to Sam when she really has no reason to. I hate scenes that are obviously written to get the audience information but seem like that's not all they're doing, and it ends up really awkward? Yeah. Then she gets murdered, and at that point I wasn't going to miss her. 32. Miss Jeannette
lol this is the best picture of her on google K, so at first I hated this bitch. SHE MURDERED A POSSUM, not cool. But then when I found out she was a fraud and worked at Walgreens I was like lol. And I'll be eternally greatful to her for sacrificing her life so that Lafayette could live because I worried for him all during the break. 31. Luke McDonald
I actually thought Luke was a really complex and tragic character. I mean, he was no different than Jason: a dumb, gullible guy who really does have good intentions. I think I'm the only person on earth who was genuinely sad when he suicide-bombed himself at Godric's house, because I thought he would have made a great continuing friend for Jason 30. Steve Newlin
Overall Steve is meh, and not at all deserving of his perfect chaste angel wife Sarah. But he had moments here and there. Getting shot in the face with a paintball gun and then having the welt for the rest of the season = 29. Royce Williams no pic on google The AIDSburger scene was a highlight of season 1. Then Royce is behind the deaths of Bill's non mainstreaming buddies, also a highlight of season 1. And after that I figured he'd just disappear. So I was thrilled when he not only turned up in the premiere, but imprisoned with his human enemy Lafayette. It led to some great closure for both of those season 1 threads. Also, I recently named this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jun_32vCpvM as my favorite scene of the season. Because, yeah. 28. Jane Bodehouse "I SAW YOU GETTIN' IT FROM BEHIND FROM MIKE SPENCER!" 27. Kenya
Kenya is a policing GODDESS who puts the sass in....sassy officer. She first appears as the cop who takes Tara in after her car accident, and it's clear that they have some history that I'm sure is laughotastic. Also, her + Andy + Bud + Miss Jeanette's corpse makes for a hilariously awkward scene. I hope to see a lot more of her in the future, since she seems to be the only person involved in Bon Temps law work with a brain in her head. |
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omg Kenya. She's been so mia since all that shit went down with Maryanne.
Luke was hot I liked him. RIP I LOVED the first slutty sass waitress at Merlottes. I can't remember her name but she almost shot Jason's balls off. She was epic. I thought Daphne would be like her but sadly no she did not compare. |
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lol Steve
omg I forgot Luke blew himself up. He and Jason didn't even get it on first |
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oops started the numbers wrong, so I'll have two 27s.
27. Sophie-Anne LeClerq
I really don't get why Sophie-Anne has been so polarizing already. There's an enormous amount of hatred for her, and a much smaller amount of love...I just think she's okay. She certainly has enormous potential, and I don't have a problem with Wood's performance. I'm excited to see where they take her in the future. 26. Barry
Sookie was such a KUNT to Barry, seriously. How many times does a guy have to tell you you're putting his life in danger before you leave him the fuck alone? I also loved his extended deadpan delivery at Bill's door of like "So Sookie is like trapped in the basement at the Fellowship of the Sun and like the 2,000 year old sheriff is there and like Steve Newlin is trying to kill her or something? Whatever." 25. Bill Compton
BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY ASSUMPTIONS, I don't hate Bill. In fact, I kinda really like him! He just can't compare to the 24 characters above him. One thing I still find weird is the specifics of how/why he left with Merlotte's with the Rattray's in the first episode. I mean, are we to believe that he's that goddamn stupid as to go out into the woods with these obvious sleazebags? I mean, the obvious thing to assume is that they silvered him or something before they left, but it seems like that would have made a big enough scene to attract the attention of someone else in the bar. Anyway, that's my random musing for Bill since I don't really have anything much to say. |
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QSA <333
Bill eternal hate. Barry mild dislike. |
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I just like Sophie Anne because she's so S E X U A L.
Sometimes Bill is cute but overall I hate him. His whore out next, plz. |
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#1 = Jason Stackhouse. That fine piece of ass brings the LAFFOS!
#2 = Eric #3 = Tara #4 = Pam #5 = Jessica #6 = Hoyt Dead last = SOOKIE. Ugh. |
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24. Bud Dearborne
Really only exists as the perfect foil for the far superior Andy. That said, they are GREAT together so Bud gets a relatively higher ranking. I loved watching these two idiots investigate the murders last year, and while Andy continued to shine even brighter in season 2, Bud was pretty much wasted. I'll keep my eye on him. 23. Arlene Fowler Arlene makes me lol because she's the only person who has ever worked at Merlotte's who actually looks sort of maybe like someone who would actually work at a backwoods bar. And even she's glam <3. Her relationship with Terry is so c00t, with the "Are you trying to tell me you dateraped Terry Bellefleur?" among my favo moments of the season. Also, her kids aren't on this list (duh), but the "Yep, he's definitely dead" line after Arlene told them Rene was still on vacation made me alol. A lot. okay, now it's getting *really* hard, we're moving into the LOVE category. 22. Maxine Fortenberry
Maxine is the mama bear to end all mama bears. Admitting she kinda liked Jessica biting her <3. Also, I loved how most of the possessed townfolk became like unstoppable monsters who cannibalized each other, but possessed Maxine just cooks brownies and sweats to the oldies in her kitchen and plays wii <3. And her rant about not hating everyone was brilliant. I don't remember it all, but when Hoyt said she hates Catholics and says "JUST PRIESTS!..............And nuns." I lost it. 21. Dawn Green
I was *crushed* when Dawn died. I figured she was safe because after all, she's listed as a starring cast member! Ain't no guest star! Little did I know the depths of this show's evil. Dawn's relationship with Jason was so c00t, like when she tried to shoot him, and when he pretended to rape and murder her ^_^ And she was the hottest Merlotte's waittress ever. FUCK YOU RENE That's it for the night! |
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Arlene <3
Maxine <3 Dawn <3 |
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I like this list <3
Looking forward to the rest. Hoyt and Jessica <3 |
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Posts: 3103 (09/15/09 10:17 PM) Registered User |
I HATE Bill!! I'm glad to see him in the mid-20s.
My ideal top 5: 1. Godric (NO FAIR!!! I miss him) 2. Jessica <333 3. Eric, for obvious reasons 4. Pam (summed up my thoughts on children exactly "I hate them. They are stupid.") 5. Jason... because he is beautiful. |
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Maxine out already!?!?!?
MARYANN/JESSICA F2 PLZ. MaryAnnJessica... I ship it. |
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GODRIC NEEDS TO BE NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3
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Dawn <3
Arlene <3 |
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