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Malnathor wrote:

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Three pages and still no one has mentioned exactly what the fuck this troll did.

-Mal

Well I thought it already was, here is what she's done

week 1
- won the endurance HOH, increased her numbers and granted her safety, also allowed for her to tell the tone of the game
- alligned strongly with Jessie and was in the actual room during most alliance talks
- sniffed out the out Chima move from Laura which than made her one of Chima's biggest allies

week 2
- fought Michelle when she tried to reallign with the girls after Jordan and Jeff started using all the "fag talk", thus placing Michelle on an island
- opted out of the coin counting veto thus pitting Jeff against Russell and in effect saving Jeff
- was annoyed enough with Russell to be brought in to the back door Russell alliance, but was then smart enough to not go through with it. Created the drama to turn Russell against Ronnie and get the house alligned against Ronnie which lulled her enemies into not fighting the next week.
- sold Jessie on keeping Ronnie, sold Russell on making a hidden alliance with Ronnie both moves hurt all three of the boys yet they still don't realize she did it

week 3
- didn't push for Lydia on block instead pushed for Michelle and Jordan her two biggest threats
- attacked Casey on the way out the door, but in doing so outed Jessie's hidden deal with Casey
- started spending time with Lydia and building an alliance with her

week 4
- created the GRL, worked on the girls while Jessie worked on the guys
- stayed clear of most of the fights except for Michelle who she totally and utterly destroyed
- started to offer deals to Jeff and Jordan

week 5
- put herself as the number two to Chima, prodded her all week about the mystery power, building her up till her eventual collapse
- put together the house meeting against Michelle... where Michelle admited that maybe she did do the green room lie (which is amazing)

week 6
- avoided hysterical crying like Chima and Lydia, and kept her bridge with the other side intact
- did all of her (or didn't do any of the clothes stuff) hidden from the group
- helped push Chima out of the house with the mic incident, while she didn't do anything against production
- kept her cool after Lydia went off on Jeff, Michelle, and Russell


General things
- In arguments she never admits fault, she pushes buzz words like "strength, loyalty, and honesty". By doing this she doesn't give ground to opponants and she doesn't paint herself as bad. Compared to Ronnie who always talked about what a liar he was, or would often talk about "accepting" points against him, Natalie never accepts a negative against her. Russell promotes himself as a bully, Jordan promotes herself as stupid, Chima promotes herself as a Diva, all of these things have become house facts amongst the other house guests.

- Unlike the other houseguests, she will work with one or two other people because she's working with Jessie and Kevin with the lies people believe her. If it was just her making these lies up (like say a Russell) then people wouldn't buy it.

- She always lets people know who she's after it could be Russell, Lydia, or Michelle but by doing this everyone else in the house knows where she stands with them and thus they feel safe. Also the people she targets are people on the fringes of the alliances.

- created the age lie which has made most of the house guests think that she will be an easy person to beat in the finals. No one in their right mind would give an 18 year old half a million dollars so she isn't a jury threat in the end.

Utopian wrote:

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Please, if the Washington Wizards beat a local high school basketball team, would the Wizards be the best NBA team ever? No, they'd still be bottom dwellers.

The Gnat is like the Wizards, playing against a bunch of dopes. She wins, big fucking deal.

Now, if she doesn't win, she's got some explaining to do.

Next season they should cast someone with a PHD, I'm sure that smart person would have an easy time playing game.