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Hey Neon...you forgot the Soy Sauce.
Soy sauce is for pussy Americanized Oriental Cuisine. Might as well serve California Roll and call it "sushi". James is the real deal.
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Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!!
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Posts: 5786 (04/14/07 8:54 AM) Registered user |
Soy sauce is for pussy Americanized Oriental Cuisine. Might as well serve California Roll and call it "sushi". James is the real deal. |
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Posts: 0 (04/14/07 9:33 AM) |
If we want to be stereotypical hardcore, it should've been dogs rather than cats in that James dish.
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OaktownFunk |
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Posts: 4158 (04/14/07 7:58 PM) Registered user |
Here's one:
CUM-A-KAZI 3 parts Wes semen 2 parts Derek semen 1 shot Grey Goose squeeze of lime squeeze of Tarek's urethra Yummy in yo tummy! |
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Miz Mack |
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Posts: 57 (04/14/07 8:48 PM) Registered user |
Don't forget a giant bag of chips for Frank!
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 6354 (12/28/07 9:45 PM) Registered User |
BUMP for the new season premiere!!!
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Posts: 9282 (02/23/09 2:51 PM) Registered User |
Joan Rivers Kosher Chicken Breast:
One skin-on Kosher chicken breast One VERY sharp knife One Butane torch Saran Wrap 1) Using knife, scrape layer of skin off. 2) Repeat 3) Do it again. 4) Now scrape off even more skin 5) See wrinkle, use butane torch to melt it off. 6) Scrape off final layer of skin. 7) Place Saran Wrap on what is left of exposed tissue. Microwave on High for 12 minutes 8) Put on plate long with Joan Rivers Collection jewelery from QVC. Pray it distracts people from the big mess you made out of what was once chicken. |
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 9369 (02/25/09 2:21 AM) Registered User |
The Tom Green Salad:
Lettuce Dressing One nut (Incidentally this also is the Scott Hamilton salad) |
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Posts: 1336 (02/25/09 5:25 AM) |
Zomg delicious. Will you be assuming the noob smackdown duties for this year Mr Snob?
Omarosa Salad Black Olives Black Cheese Black lettuce Some salad dressing that isnt white
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02/25/09 5:31 AM.
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Posts: 9293 (02/25/09 10:11 AM) Registered User |
Sigvold wrote:Yes, but you serve the Scott Hamilton version on ice on sequined plate. |
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Posts: 1338 (02/25/09 10:29 PM) |
Apparently Im invisible.
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Posts: 9389 (03/01/09 11:57 AM) Registered User |
Miles, you know Suity can't resist being the noob smackdown smacker -- so I'll answer for him and say, "yes."
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