that was a very nice, calm, PSA. wtf?
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What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?
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Posts: 33309 (07/11/09 8:59 PM) Sexy asshole |
that was a very nice, calm, PSA. wtf?
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 UndifferentCow |
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Posts: 1388 (07/11/09 9:11 PM) |
God you look hot Dmb..that may be the beer talking though.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 33310 (07/11/09 9:40 PM) Sexy asshole |
i'm quite hung
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Riliss |
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Posts: 5060 (07/11/09 11:21 PM) Ugly on the inside |
Lila Fowler wrote: Yes, because we live in the stone age and people still believe that. |
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Mel P |
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Posts: 623 (07/11/09 11:51 PM) |
It's awkward enough when it's a teenager you walk in on, try babysitting a seven year old girl who doesn't know from guilt or sex who was clearly
getting, um, getting...off bouncing on one of those big rubber ball thingys while we were watching TV. It was hell trying to get her to stop without
acknowledging what she was doing and I didn't want to guilt-trip her either. I started to try to tell her mother about it, but just couldn't find the
right way to say it.
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 3782 (07/12/09 12:36 AM) Registered User |
She's probably been molested, tell the police or you're just as guilty.
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Riliss |
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Posts: 5063 (07/12/09 1:45 AM) Ugly on the inside |
I actually agree mostly. Don't tell the police, but CPS might be interested. Girls don't just start masturbating at that age unless they've been
'activated' as it is.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 20004 (07/12/09 9:05 AM) super badass |
Yeah, tell CPS that a 7 year old girl enjoys bouncing on a bouncing ball. I'm sure they'll send in a tactical squad.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 4087 (07/12/09 9:09 AM) |
It would be hard to describe that situation without sounding like you are the pervert.
"Well sir, how do you know she's 'enjoying' the bouncing ball and not just, you know, bouncing on it?" "So the kid was playing on the ball, and you then told her to stop being such a sinful dirty little slutwhore?" |
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 5694 (07/12/09 9:10 AM) Registered User |
Wait a sec. Those Hippity Hops are sexual stimulation for girls? Whoa, didn't know that.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 20005 (07/12/09 9:30 AM) super badass |
Um...have you ever wondered why girls like horses?
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 4091 (07/12/09 9:42 AM) |
because they are hung like horses?
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 26926 (07/12/09 9:55 AM) Registered user |
Remember that joke where the best way to get a dog to stop humping your leg was to pick it up and suck it's cock? It probably wouldn't apply here.
Cause it's your kids and all.
best of luck. give the kid a jar of vasoline, and then wink at him. hell totally know you're on to him. |
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 2133 (07/12/09 9:58 AM) |
Riliss wrote: derrrrrr in the 1970s, yeah a lot of people still believed that. Please tell me this CPS thing isn't serious. 7 is not too young. I've seen kids as young as 3 getting off on those bouncy balls and plush rocker toys. It's harmless ---> I wish I had those kind of toys as a kid. |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 4096 (07/12/09 10:02 AM) |
You know, I've really got nothing to add to a conversation about small children getting off on bouncy balls. YOU GOT THAT MR LURKING FBI AGENT???
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 3988 (07/12/09 10:04 AM) I'm not drunk
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Yeah, it's untrue that children have no sense of pleasure unless they've been molested. More likely, the kid was just enjoying her bouncy ball (and
those were totally awesome toys, orgasm or no) and stumbled upon the fact that it just felt good when she rubbed a certain way. I doubt that one day she looked
into her toy closet and was like, "I'm gonna go get off with that there."
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 26928 (07/12/09 10:09 AM) Registered user |
did she put lube on the Bouncy Ball? Is her name "Sasha Grey"?
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Eagles T Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 939 (07/12/09 10:34 AM) |
finish him off orally :oP
its not rocket science |
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Je Fa |
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Posts: 3326 (07/12/09 10:52 AM) |
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peanuts4444 |
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Posts: 837 (07/12/09 10:59 AM) |
Riliss wrote: You don't really believe that do you??? |
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