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What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?
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Posts: 2500 (07/10/09 11:09 PM) Lost soul |
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BBSpencer |
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Posts: 1614 (07/10/09 11:12 PM) |
my mom caught me one time but we were in Italy and it was 7 at night and the jetlag was horrible and I was exhausted and didn't give a fuck.
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Posts: 11776 (07/10/09 11:14 PM) |
the only person that ever caught me beating my meat was my college roommate that was an HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Jesus freak, religious nut.
He also walked in my me fucking one of my friends girlfriends as well. |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 3771 (07/10/09 11:18 PM) Registered User |
frisbeehead wrote: I was worried I was being too subtle. |
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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Posts: 3941 (07/10/09 11:19 PM) |
GreJu that makes it funny b/c of the Toad avi. I just picture Toad saying it.
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 annie normas butt |
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Posts: 4882 (07/10/09 11:25 PM) Registered user |
As long as its not in the shower
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high dudester 2 |
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Posts: 612 (07/10/09 11:49 PM) |
annie normas butt wrote: 
Anyhoo, my cousin was caught by his mom once. She came home from work earlier than expected and caught him jerking off in front of the TV in their living room. She beat him up with a clothes hanger. Poor dude. |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 7278 (07/11/09 12:27 AM) Registered user |
I caught my newphew a couple of months ago.
I opened the door and he was wanking to some porn on the computer....at grandma's house! Grandma (my mother) was asleep and his parents (my brother and his wife) were out--I can't remember where. He turned around in a panic while closing the window. I pretended I didn't see the porn and said something stupid and closed the door. I think I was just as mortified as he was. ETA: Oh! After his parents picked him up I went back to the computer, wiped it with a disinfecting cloth, and then checked the history. I reloaded the page and it was two teen girls going at it. I guess that means he is straight.
Last Edited By: Carboys Desire
07/11/09 12:29 AM.
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MajorTom |
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Posts: 668 (07/11/09 12:37 AM) |
So...Ricky just jumps back into it after his Stepford Mother leaves?
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high dudester 2 |
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Posts: 613 (07/11/09 6:19 AM) |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 8015 (07/11/09 9:58 AM) Registered User |
My mom caught me and told me I'd go crazy and blind. I didn't listen to her so it turned out she was right
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 19991 (07/11/09 10:03 AM) super badass |
Housewives loved that valium. Good times.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 4068 (07/11/09 10:06 AM) |
I would give my kid some advice on improving his/her stroking technique.
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 732 (07/11/09 10:47 AM) |
Accidentally walked in on my son once...it was awkward to the extreme, but we both lived through it. Just a natural biological function...
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 20000 (07/11/09 11:48 AM) super badass |
If you could play that thing backwards it would be 10 times more disturbing.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 6956 (07/11/09 11:51 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Yuck. I have always made a point of knocking & waiting for a response before entering my son's room. If I get home at an unexpected time, I make sure
to holler, "I'm home!"
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 3981 (07/11/09 11:55 AM) I'm not drunk
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What kind of monster cum doesn't go down the drain in a shower?
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 3775 (07/11/09 12:24 PM) Registered User |
Sometimes if it's been a while. Water doesn't have the digestive enzymes that saliva has.
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Eugene Schwindlemyer |
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Posts: 1238 (07/11/09 1:55 PM) |
Doesn't the kid know that you need an old t shirt or sock so that you can blow your load into something and not get it all over your bed? Oh well he can
sleep in a sticky mess for all I care.
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robbiefan |
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Posts: 3572 (07/11/09 7:50 PM) Registered user |
My mom never caught me, but she knew what I was doing because My cumrag was sitting out.
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- The Apprentice
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- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
