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Don't you need to actually accomplish something in your chosen field to retire?

The first 20 seconds of the video are all you need to see. The camera slowly panning up as he nervously clutches his crotch, trying to muster the courage to put on his performance at the local town fair, then past his gut, flopping over his ill fitting costume, up to his pasty, undefined arms, and finally, the coup de grace...a shot of super douche moving his lips as he rehearses his lines before his big scene. If the camera operator had any poetry in him, he would have zoomed in on the petrified 100-yard stare and nervous line prep instead of letting him off the hook and jumping to the "big soliloquy".

I would have paid money to hear what self-congratulatory statement big ears had to say at the end of the video when was met with tepid and indifferent applause.