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SardonicallyIrrelevant |
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Sunstroke? There's a michael jackson joke in there somewhere but I'm too lazy to go in and get it.
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Duke of Nerd |
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No.....there isn't.
It's 91 degrees right now....and I still have more to do out there. Maybe I could wear a snowcone suit? |
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ladybugtoes |
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if it had been a papercut, she would have taken you seriously, Weems.
I went in to the hospital with a gallbladder attack at 7.5 months pregnant. The nurse asks me if I have any other medical conditions besides the gallbladder, and I say, "well, other than being 7.5 months pregnant, no." She goes, "you're pregnant?" Uh...no, I heard holding a watermelon against a sore gallbladder takes the pain away. |
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dmb154678 |
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see what i mean? plus, you gotta go in the tubey thing for a scan, and i'm not digging that idea. it's not the having it out that bothers me, it's
all the testy stuff ahead of time. you know, when they act like you could have a million diseases but they don't wanna tell you?
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factoryhurl |
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you about have sunstroke? but you don't have sunstroke. go back outside until you are having convulsions and then tell us about your sunstroke. or did you
mean heatstroke?
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Duke of Nerd |
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I dunno the name of it....but I felt kinda dizzy.
My swamp cooler has me cooled off now....except for the sunburn. |
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WesternBulldogs1 |
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Weems?
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dmb154678 |
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weems, take your irresponsible summer behavior and get the fuck away from my internal organ thread!!!!! you can't compare. i just watched the fam eat
steaks, baked potatoes, and grilled veggies that i marinated. *cries*
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Zeep |
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You can probably have the veggies and the potatoes, dmb. Just no butter on 'em.
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dmb154678 |
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yeah well, no butter and no sour cream on a baked potato???????? plus i put seasoned salt on the veggies, and msg will make the gallbladder sing.
when this thing comes out, i'm gonna eeeeat. i already told my friend cheryl today "we're gonna go out, and eat like pigs, just soes you know". she's down with that. it's always good to have a partner in eating crime. |
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Zeep |
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Awww, I'll take you out for some ice cream when you come out the other side.
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WesternBulldogs1 |
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My brother had his gallbladder removed. He kinda survived. I send cards to the nursing home every so often, though he doesn't know they're from me.
Have you tried bathing in Lourdes water? My grandmother swore by the stuff. I hope this helps, dmb.
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dmb154678 |
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i have lourdes water on my mantle. i think the gallbladder is outside the realm of that.
zeep, i'm getting two scoops. so start saving, it's gonna be like seben nickels. |
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Zeep |
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Did you eat your Wheaties today or something, WB? You're especially sassy.
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dmb154678 |
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he's been drinking the lourdes water
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WesternBulldogs1 |
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No Wheaties. Guess where I went today? I'm going tomorrow too. Did you know I flew to Pittsburgh on Tuesday to see them. They lost.
dmb, you sillie, you have to drink the Lourdes water! Didn't them nuns teach you anything? |
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Zeep |
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I considered going today, but decided not to. Woulda been a good day for it.
Isn't it sad how few people go to the Pirates' games? It's a lovely park and reasonably priced, yet it's a ghost town. |
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WesternBulldogs1 |
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It was my first trip. I loved it(except for the loss, of course). I sat seven rows in back of the Cubs dugout for $35. I have six more games before the AS
break.
For dmb:
I have six bottles left that my late grandmother willed to me. Want me to send you one? They almost helped her. |
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dmb154678 |
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Atomic Plunger |
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