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JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:

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Jazzy wrote:

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You won't be in long enough to crave a cigarette.

Right after surgery, you'll be woozy and demanding the good stuff. They'll kick you out in the morning, so take all the meds you can overnight.

Morphine sucks. The stuff they used to make morphine isn't the good part of the poopy- the best stuff is made with Thebaine- a pain killer that is custom made to send a human being to la-la-land.

Best pain meds:

1. OxyContin (ask for 20 to take home - enjoy them- and never ever ever go near them again)
2. Dilaudid (used to be called "Hospital Heroin" - so same rule - you should be able to "it really hurts!!" your way to an IV Dilaudid drip- you won't care about your ciggys then)
3. Percocet
4. Percodan

Take home should be Percocets- do not accept anything less. If they will only do Hydros then make sure they are 10mg. Sometimes those fuckers will try to pawn you off with prescription Tylenol after you've had a lung removed or some shit.

Uh, one: the nurse would have to believe you are in enough pain to call the doctor to get an order, which rarely happens. Two, doctors are unwilling to use the strong stuff usually. Three, if you take enough of that shit you can kill yourself via respiratory arrest VERY easily.

DMB, you'd be in the hospital at the most 24 hours post-surgery and I doubt you'd be wanting to smoke much. Also, smoking can exacerbate gallbladder attacks, jsyk, as can alcohol. I'd get the surgery ASAP because untreated it can lead to pancreatitis which can VERY EASILY kill you, painfully (because your body starts digesting itself).

Also, I've seen people leave the hospital before simply because they couldn't smoke. I find that behavior disgusting; apparently one's addiction is more important than living or staying alive for their family. Classy.

Baby Jesus Jr wrote:

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I'm glad you now know the difference between a woman's urethra and vagina. Ah, nursing school!!

Uhh I knew the difference long before nursing school starts. Although when inserting a catheter on a fat woman it's hard to tell which is which

dmb154678 wrote:

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alright alright!!!!!
meh, i won't be taking any narcs home. i will take what they give me in the hospital, then ask for a non narcotic pain reliever at home. i'm allergic to the opiate based shit anyway, once the pain isn't severe i get nauseous and itchy.
i know jib, i'm calling the doc tomorrow. don't want my pancreas involved. as for the catheter, you've met me, i think you would be able to tell which is which.

Haha on you, yes. Unfortunately not on many hospitalized patients.

Also, morphine/opiates have side effects of making people nauseous and itchy. Allergies are when the allergic response is triggered, ie: anaphylaxis. I hate when people get that mixed up, especially when they say "I'm allergic to penicillan" and the reaction is something lame like a small rash

viva la blonde wrote:

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well in fairness; it's not like the slimfasst is gonna HURT anything.

Right, but it's also important to be taking in solid foods and fiber so your intestines have to work. Otherwise they get lazy and stop working.