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JaniTholeMyDolly		#341	[-]
Posts: 6803 (07/01/09 6:24 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Baby Jesus Jr wrote: JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: Baby Jesus Jr wrote: The mystery HG is Julie Chen's fetus, making a "stay" in the house once a week. A cutesy move that backfires, as usual. They could put it in a jar on a shelf. They'll have to sprinkle some special food in there like when I had "Sea Monkeys" in the 80's. Fucking awesome. Then they could bring back whats her face and she'll scream "baybeeees!" at it. 'BEEEEEEEEBEEEEEEEESSSSS' "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!" "FUR-REINDS!"
RomCen		#342	[-]
Posts: 17472 (07/01/09 6:37 PM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was gonna get caught up on this thread, but after taking one look and seeing Sharon screaming Beeeebeeees, I think the wisest course is to back out again.
Lamont and Ray		#343	[-]
Posts: 3853 (07/01/09 6:39 PM) Sanctimonious AI Moderator More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Baby Jesus Jr wrote: Mypoody2 wrote: Typos and date fuck up give it away as fake... Nope..it was supposed to be printed next Thursday. We get them here at work approx, 10 days to 2 weeks prior. That's total crap. I write press releases all the time. No press release writer worth their salt would write this: The much anticipated mystery 13th houseguest will be none other than former Big Brotherfav Jen Johnson. Infamous for the power struggle between eventual Big Brother winner Dick"Evel Dick" Donato, Johnson gets a second chance after many felt she was unfairly eliminated during her tumultuous season. Producer Allison Grodner said that "even though Jen did break several rules contributing to her eviction, we as Big Brother producers felt she was unfairly treated by Evel Dick, much more than usual for a Big Brother competition, so we're bringing her back as this season's first twist." Grodner also added that Johnson is a "fav of many BB fans" and has "moxy" You see, there's this thing called a Style Guide...
LKMOSCAR		#344	[-]
Posts: 6742 (07/01/09 6:41 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sheila <3333! Driving y'all crazy.
Oowatanite		#345	[-]
Posts: 7872 (07/01/09 6:42 PM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sharon <3
jay111890		#346	[-]
Posts: 66 (07/01/09 6:56 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sheila <3
Baby Jesus Jr		#347	[-]
Posts: 806 (07/01/09 7:01 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lamont and Ray wrote: That's total crap. I write press releases all the time. No press release writer worth their salt would write this: The much anticipated mystery 13th houseguest will be none other than former Big Brotherfav Jen Johnson. Infamous for the power struggle between eventual Big Brother winner Dick"Evel Dick" Donato, Johnson gets a second chance after many felt she was unfairly eliminated during her tumultuous season. Producer Allison Grodner said that "even though Jen did break several rules contributing to her eviction, we as Big Brother producers felt she was unfairly treated by Evel Dick, much more than usual for a Big Brother competition, so we're bringing her back as this season's first twist." Grodner also added that Johnson is a "fav of many BB fans" and has "moxy" You see, there's this thing called a Style Guide... You have no style, you infertile sow! I was "writing" that in shitty Grodnerese. Yeah, let these noobs here know how simply putrid you are, ya know it all slunt. Is TarasMommy/Lamont&Ray a welcome sight for those mucking through this joint? Not today. Not anyday.
Emcee Batley		#348	[-]
Posts: 1145 (07/01/09 7:29 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: Polyester Bear wrote: wasn't will mega a radical islamist or some shit? yeah him. He was in some kind of Farakan-esque thing years before Big Brother as a bodyguard. He wasn't Muslim or anything. The thing I will *NEVER, EVER* forget about Will-Mega was that he was the very first boot on US BB- so he was under the impression this meant instant stardom. I loved him in the house- but the minute he stepped out he became a HUGE douchebag. He actually went on the Early Show- and I am not lying about this- with 2 hired bodyguards (Two 'Mike Tyson' size guys) and a bible. Bryant Gumbel was chosen to interview him. The part of the interview I will never forget is Bryant Gumbel asking Will Mega these 2 questions: Gumbel: "What's with the bible?" Mega: "People have seen me with my gun, now let them see me with my bible." Gumbel: "Why do you have 2 bodyguards with you, Will?" Mega: "Jesus had bodygurads!" Gumbel: "You're.......not......comparing.......yourself......to....Jesus......are...you?" (At this point Bryant gives Will a VERY hard stare, letting him know that saying "yes" is likely NOT his best answer) Mega: "No.........but...." I will never forget it. I think 3 months later Will was back working at the Boys Club or something, his dreams of post BB-fame crushed. Will Mega<3 Best of BB1
LOLABINGO		#349	[-]
Posts: 4209 (07/01/09 7:31 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wait, Rob and Amber haven't been on BB yet....
WarningSpoilerAhead		#350	[-]
Posts: 1166 (07/01/09 7:36 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LOLABINGO wrote: Wait, Rob and Amber haven't been on BB yet.... Dear God, no.
GrenadeJumper85		#351	[-]
Posts: 11461 (07/01/09 7:47 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LOLABINGO wrote: Wait, Rob and Amber haven't been on BB yet.... I just came.
Survivor Boy		#352	[-]
Posts: 6693 (07/01/09 7:54 PM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cuauhtemoc Gilmore wrote: burberrylad wrote: No Uk housemates please. They are all shit. Except possibly Charley Uchea from BB8. Charley <333333333333333 <3
Baby Jesus Jr		#353	[-]
Posts: 817 (07/01/09 7:59 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hey! Anybody see Richie????
AlwaysAwesomeAdam		#354	[-]
Posts: 3599 (07/01/09 8:02 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Baby Jesus Jr wrote: Hey! Anybody see Richie???? Did you check the person who's licking your hole?
LOLABINGO		#355	[-]
Posts: 4211 (07/01/09 8:05 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Screw it. I just ordered the feeds. Hopefully if it is that bitch Sheila she will be stuck with slop, cold showers, and the torture ice room for her extremely limited stay in the house. Oh, and can we get a title change here? The reveal will not be on the 7th obviously, but it's still misleading.
SimplyKimberly		#356	[-]
Posts: 4424 (07/01/09 8:11 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fluffynurse wrote: I wouldn't mind Brian coming back. I thought he made a huge mistake parking his ass next to Angie on the sofa outside for the first few days. He realizes it now & will come back with a new strategy. He came to life once he was evicted & was hilarious on the internet radio shows. I'd like to see him get a second chance more than any other past HG. I would pick Brian too. My hope is that we get to vote, via America's Choice, on who the final HG is and that he is one of the choices.
snalpoacks		#357	[-]
Posts: 2176 (07/01/09 8:11 PM) Stranger with benefits More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oowatanite wrote: Sharon <3 This x10
AlwaysAwesomeAdam		#358	[-]
Posts: 3601 (07/01/09 8:13 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If I had to pick between Sheila, Sharon, and What his face I'd pick Sheila. I just pray its not Chicken George.
Emcee Batley		#359	[-]
Posts: 1146 (07/01/09 8:14 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG CHICKEN GEORGE FTW! You know he'd do it 7 or 8 more times.
AlwaysAwesomeAdam		#360	[-]
Posts: 3602 (07/01/09 8:15 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He'd probably do it for whip cream and tootsie rolls

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