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. . . and you like love worship Bernie. This is our unspoken mandate at Sucks. We are here to serve Him and His ego. When He bleeds, we bleed. When He farts, we fart. To be acknowledged by Him is like taking a hit of crack+getting blown by God+winning the lottery, all at the same time. We must love His lame, folksy pix and horrible taste in music. We must always allow Him to post the punchline. If you are young, then He is your creepy uncle who wants you to sit on his lap and wiggle around a bit. If you are old, the He is the nurse's aide who steals money out of your wallet. If you are middle-aged, then He is the man you want to be and/or fuck. Whenever you despair your fate in His world of Sucks, be still and know that He is.