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I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum
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Posts: 9139 (01/22/09 8:09 PM) Registered User |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2331 (01/22/09 8:40 PM) |
Did you cry because they loved your mommy more than you? |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9140 (01/22/09 11:26 PM) Registered User |
No...they knew my mommy only did it for the cash, while I just loved the feeling of warm semen all over my Underoos.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2334 (01/22/09 11:44 PM) |
And you call me a whore?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9142 (01/23/09 8:25 AM) Registered User |
Um, YOU did it for money. I just did it for Oreos.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2338 (01/23/09 10:23 AM) |
Oreos?
Are you as fat as Derek? |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9145 (01/23/09 12:17 PM) Registered User |
Derek is NOT fat anymore, you slanderous harlot!!! You had better watch out, or you'll get sued by his liposuctionist!
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 Sigvold |
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Posts: 9238 (01/23/09 4:23 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: HE'S JUST BIG-BONED! Just like Tarek is big-bonered. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2339 (01/23/09 4:35 PM) |
"Harlot" is so 1800s. Suitsnob is as fashionable as Derek is slim.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9147 (01/23/09 4:39 PM) Registered User |
Sigvold wrote: Oh Ferchrissakes Siggy!!! Who is the latest boy on your Avi? |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9148 (01/23/09 4:41 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Miss Alley is as virginal as Omarosa is sane. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2341 (01/23/09 6:57 PM) |
Why, thank you! What a lovely compliment.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9154 (01/23/09 9:33 PM) Registered User |
You are welcome!!! By the way-I think both you and Omarosa can be described by the N Word....
Naughty....very, VERY naughty..... |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2346 (01/23/09 10:48 PM) |
Well, I can also be described by many other N words.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9159 (01/23/09 10:54 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote:fixed |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2350 (01/23/09 10:59 PM) |
I guess to a dried-up prawn like you, "nymphomaniac" is a bad word. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9162 (01/23/09 11:06 PM) Registered User |
Better than the dried-up prawn between your legs that comes with its own cocktail sauce once every 28 days...
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 9239 (01/24/09 2:23 AM) Registered User |
Ugggggggg! No Menses Jokes Please! <dry heave>
my avi is Von Lee Smith who is on this year's American Idol. There are only 2 or 3 of us who like him; everyone else hates him. He's a Broadway Belter type -- just like me at Marie's Crisis Cafe. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 9164 (01/24/09 8:41 AM) Registered User |
Ok, no more Menses jokes....
But I suppose MENSA jokes are still OK? |
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 9241 (01/25/09 2:09 PM) Registered User |
MENSA jokes are A-ok
You can also use the term "menses" to describe more than one man. For example, Miss Alley would say: "I love all my menses, my menses make me feel like a natural woman. You are forbidden to touch my menses, Suity. Find your own." |
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